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But it's red.

asdfkumquat wrote:red food coloring

Also, there are a lot of green, yellow, orange tomatoes out there.

Tomato sauce is red.
Ketchup is red.
Therefore, ketchup is alike tomato sauce. Only with flavor.

How about this: Crayons are red.
Tomato sauce is red.
Therefore, crayons are alike tomato sauce.

Exactly

That's what I've been trying to say!
Crayons are more alike tomato sauce than ketchup!

But ketchup is also red!

And so is a cardinal.
Oh, I'll just eat this cardinal here...
yum, I bit off its head...

I bet it tastes like ketchup.

There's a cardinal who comes to my backyard every day...
He has no feathers on his head at all it makes him look like a turkey vulture with red feathers but he's small

Cardinal as in a kind of bird?

Yes.
uh-oh
there's one sitting on the table behind me.
it's very small and when you shake it it makes a sound.

Sounds like the remote for my tv lately

yesterday, my iPod froze for a while, and I tried to turn it off but nothing happened, and I clicked the home button, no results; then it just started making these insane clicking noises and it didn't respond when I pressed buttons... eventually I had to restart it. I think the new software has some bugs

Is it working?

Nope.

that's why I use an ipod docking station to charge my ipod, unless I need to add something to it of course

Thanks for the top tip, Sir Smugalot.

you're welcome, Lady Sarcasm

There was no sarcasm, Count Pooratenglish