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[Arkannine]

But it's red.

[cyan]

red food coloring

Also, there are a lot of green, yellow, orange tomatoes out there.

[Arkannine]

Tomato sauce is red.
Ketchup is red.
Therefore, ketchup is alike tomato sauce. Only with flavor.

[cyan]

How about this: Crayons are red.
Tomato sauce is red.
Therefore, crayons are alike tomato sauce.

[Arkannine]

Exactly

[cyan]

That's what I've been trying to say!
Crayons are more alike tomato sauce than ketchup!

[Arkannine]

But ketchup is also red!

[cyan]

And so is a cardinal.
Oh, I'll just eat this cardinal here...
yum, I bit off its head...

[Arkannine]

I bet it tastes like ketchup.

[cyan]

There's a cardinal who comes to my backyard every day...
He has no feathers on his head at all it makes him look like a turkey vulture with red feathers but he's small

[Arkannine]

Cardinal as in a kind of bird?

[cyan]

Yes.
uh-oh
there's one sitting on the table behind me.
it's very small and when you shake it it makes a sound.

[Arkannine]

Sounds like the remote for my tv lately

[cyan]

yesterday, my iPod froze for a while, and I tried to turn it off but nothing happened, and I clicked the home button, no results; then it just started making these insane clicking noises and it didn't respond when I pressed buttons... eventually I had to restart it. I think the new software has some bugs

[Arkannine]

Is it working?

[keja]

Nope.

[Ml08180]

that's why I use an ipod docking station to charge my ipod, unless I need to add something to it of course

[keja]

Thanks for the top tip, Sir Smugalot.

[Ml08180]

you're welcome, Lady Sarcasm

[keja]

There was no sarcasm, Count Pooratenglish