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At least, you could try...

*tries*
*fails*
*tries again*
*fails again*
*tries a third time*
*succeeds*

How is it treating you?

not well...it's an alcoholic and it beats me with a whip

Maybe it's tryin to stop you from being a criminal.

by more crimes? how ironic...

The US government seems to think it works.

they're funny like that.

We could always invade.

but they have the nukes...

They can't nuke every country in the world.

but they'll try...and you know they will...

I think every religion should celebrate by giving presents to each other on the 25th of December... Which world war was it when the soldiers stopped fighting on Christmas day and played cards and football together? That was pretty cool.

really cool indeed. What's more sad than the entire war is that they picked up the gun the next day and continued like nothing happened..

I can't even imagine how they could continue fighting. I'm sure there were some people who refused to fight and were killed though.

I hope ur not thinking of invading the US?

I am not... Yet...

I am!
me and my army of purple emu corn thingers will take over the world! nyah hah ha!

Yea foo'!

whoa i wouldn't wanna be invaded by purple emu corn thingers.. i'm glad i'm not a merry can.