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Terrorists will hod you captive until Your country frees the terrorists they were holding captive. If they don't then you will die.

terrorists wouldn't do that...we they're a better bunch than that...

what? is there something on my face?

yes, a black turban

Turbans are what Sikhs wear, you racialist!

that's not racist, this is racist:

A tribe of native people capture an american, a russian, and a polack. They tell them they will give them one item to try to escape with, but if they are captured they will be made into a canoe. The american asks for a gun and runs around shooting natives until he runs out of bullets and is captured and made into a canoe. The russian asks for a horse and rides off but is ambushed and made into a canoe. The polack asks for a fork and the chief says, why would you want that. The polack whines, I want a fork! so the tribe leader gives him a fork. He imediatly begins stabbing himself with it yelling "TRY MAKING A CANOE OUT OF ME NOW!"

that keja, is racism

hey I'll be the judge of what is racist and what isn't racist! (everything's racist by the way)

So is it more offensive to say people attracted to black people have jungle fever or to say people attracted to asian people have yellow fever?

I don't judge what is offensive and what isn't offensive...

no, but offensive would be

what do you call a group of mexicans pushing a car up a hill?
grand theft auto

what do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
an avalanche

what do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill?
Jailbrake

what do you call a bunch of black people gathered at night?
The Krazy Kracker Killers

*I'll remove any jokes if you want me too*

I find the avalanche joke very offensive.

Why did only 5700 mexicans attended to war?
Cause they only had 1 van.

*I'll remove any jokes if you want me too*

What do you call an Arab sitting in the cockpit of a plane?

A pilot, obviously...

A black guy walks into a bar. He sits down with his friends, buys a round of drinks like everyone else and generally has a good time. He leaves later on with no fuss whatsoever and goes home.

Did you hear about the Irishman who came over to Britain? He helped build roads for the convenience of the British citizens and they were very grateful.

*cricket, cricket, cricket*


What do you call a line of british people outside a dentists' office?
a miracle

I went to the dentist last week, so go and fuck a goat.

but there's no goats around here...I eated them all...

Then uneat them, quick!...