The Daily Thread

[Froggychum]

pls stop im scared

[atomtengeralattjaro]

don't worry, the chickens won't hurt you, they are your friends.

[Froggychum]

tHEN why are they screaming at me?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

They are happy to see you!

[Froggychum]

wholesome squealing plastic chicken bundle mixtape moment

Brand new sentence, BTW!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Also, every word in that brand new sentence has 2 syllables.

[Froggychum]

disyllabic contemporary shibboleths?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Yes.

Today I made a shoddy temporary fix for a broken toilet flushing mechanism and I'm really proud of myself.

[Froggychum]

Inspiring.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Landlord just came and did a Proper Fix ™ . He worked on it for like an hour

[Froggychum]

Wow, a landlord that actually fulfills their contract and responds to maintenance requests? Color me surprised.

Nah, not really. My brain is just basically a reddit horror story generator that always has a tone of pessimistic and a theme of humans being terrible.

[Greyson]

Wow, a landlord that actually fulfills their contract and responds to maintenance requests? Color me surprised.

Nah, not really. My brain is just basically a reddit horror story generator that always has a tone of pessimistic and a theme of humans being terrible.

I'm a terribly nice kind of person! If you're friends with me i usually try to make you smile at least once per day!

If i manage to stay in touch anyways. But if I do, then I'll defo do that.

[Froggychum]

Hey everyone, sorry I haven't been posting. I've been terribly busy.

Anyway, I start my first ever job today (it's actually an unpaid co-op placement, and it's a part time one) so wish me luck (if you want to, of course)

We'll see how it goes. My interview went well, but my mum isn't satisfied with their covid policy, so I might not even be allowed to go.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

uh oh
Good luck and stay safe!

[Shai'tan]

Good luck and stay safe!

[vraiment]

Hey everyone, sorry I haven't been posting. I've been terribly busy.

Anyway, I start my first ever job today (it's actually an unpaid co-op placement, and it's a part time one) so wish me luck (if you want to, of course)

We'll see how it goes. My interview went well, but my mum isn't satisfied with their covid policy, so I might not even be allowed to go.

good luck froggy

I have some news, I survived the arctic crisis of 2021 and I also got my license to tell bad jokes (as in: "Hi hungry, I'm Vraiment") recently, I'm very happy

[atomtengeralattjaro]

got my license to tell bad jokes (as in: "Hi hungry, I'm Vraiment") recently, I'm very happy

You made a mini vrai? Congrats!

[vraiment]

got my license to tell bad jokes (as in: "Hi hungry, I'm Vraiment") recently, I'm very happy

You made a mini vrai? Congrats!

Thanks! I feel a little guilty to say I made it, because I wasn’t the one “cooking” him and oh boy is complicated, but he is also made of tacos indeed!

[Froggychum]

Congratulations, taco man! I wish you all a happy future!

Thanks! I feel a little guilty to say I made it, because I wasn’t the one “cooking” him

You did add the 'special sauce' . . .

I'll see myself out. But, before I go, that is how McDonalds makes their borgers.

[Greyson]

got my license to tell bad jokes (as in: "Hi hungry, I'm Vraiment") recently, I'm very happy

You made a mini vrai? Congrats!

Thanks! I feel a little guilty to say I made it, because I wasn’t the one “cooking” him and oh boy is complicated, but he is also made of tacos indeed!

That's amazing to hear Vrai! I wish you and your family the best of health!
And good luck with the extra "night shifts" in the future, I'm sure you'll do fine though!
Congratulations again.