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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Wed Dec 22, 2021 7:59 am

That's because there will be a meteor shower this year.

everyone has their best thoughts in the shower.

Also I've managed to refine my Ancient Purple Dragon Emperor Flying Demon Sword Qi Circulation Technique and now I can harvest two years worth of time every single year. I've cultivated some form of immortality.

Now I just need to prevent any kind of cell death in my body, since no matter the cause of death you would remain fully alive if your body tissues refuse to perish.

I will be spending the next few days whipping my lazy cells back into shape. I will also tend to their mental health to ensure they don't take drastic actions by killing themselves or others! Soon, every cell in my body will have reached enlightenment

this is so epic
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Dec 22, 2021 9:43 pm

I wish to subscribe to further meteor shower thoughts.

And may our cells regenerate fully, as part of the Great Spreadsheet, each with their unique cell formatting.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Greyson » Thu Dec 23, 2021 1:58 am

Froggychum wrote:
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Also I've managed to refine my Ancient Purple Dragon Emperor Flying Demon Sword Qi Circulation Technique and now I can harvest two years worth of time every single year. I've cultivated some form of immortality.
Hold on, if you're harvesting 2 years per year wouldn't you be aging twice as fast then???

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Fri Dec 24, 2021 4:22 am

I wish to subscribe to further meteor shower thoughts.
I will add you to the mail list!

I don't need your address, I can use my Divine Beast Emperor's Investigative Chakra Technique - Fourth Spirit Form of the All-Seeing Eye of The Bodhisattva to find it for myself.
And may our cells regenerate fully, as part of the Great Spreadsheet, each with their unique cell formatting.
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Hold on, if you're harvesting 2 years per year wouldn't you be aging twice as fast then???
No.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by assdef » Thu Dec 30, 2021 12:27 am

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You are all getting strangely more poetic the closer the dawn of the new year comes.
There once was a man from Nantucket....
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Post by Froggychum » Thu Dec 30, 2021 12:40 am

There once was a man from Nantucket....
His name was John. He had a beautiful wife and two well-behaved children. He worked for 15 years at the local assembly factory to support his ailing mother. He didn't have much time off work, but he always spent it with friends and family. John died after saving his lifelong closest friend from a drunk driver.

John was a complete person, who changed the world in his own ways, and left people behind. Please don't compress his humble but valuable life into a mere statement of his place of origin. That is disrespectful to his memory.
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Post by Shai'tan » Fri Dec 31, 2021 2:08 pm

A pre-emptive happy new years to everyone!

2021 was a shit year in many ways, but there were luckily some good things to come out of all the bad. Hoping for a better 2022 and wishing all of you the best for next year!
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Fri Dec 31, 2021 6:04 pm

2021 was slightly better than 2020, at least.

hopefully this trend continues...

my new years resolution is [REDACTED]
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Dec 31, 2021 8:57 pm

Happy March 670th, 2020!

And Happy new year!
I'm hoping for good things for all of you.

I'm excited that after 2000 and 2002, we'll once again have a year in my life with only the digits 2 and 0.
And after 1991, 1999, 2000 and 2002, we'll once again have a year in my life with only two distinct digits.

Well I lied, that's not particularly exciting. It's just boring numbers. But new numbers! Yay for number go up.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by assdef » Fri Dec 31, 2021 10:12 pm

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Sat Jan 01, 2022 7:03 am

Yeah sex is cool,

but have you ever spent thousands of hours and hundreds of dollars to watch digital numbers go up?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by assdef » Sun Jan 02, 2022 12:42 am

This "Daily Thread" was somewhere around 250 posts when I first joined so I have spent a lot of time seeing that number go up.

Not money, though. THE MONEY IS MINE.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Sun Jan 02, 2022 4:41 am

Everyone knows that all the money in the world belongs to Jeff Bezos, and we are just temporarily holding it for him.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Jan 03, 2022 2:11 pm

what's the interest rate though?
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Post by Froggychum » Mon Jan 03, 2022 8:17 pm

same as the inflation rate
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Post by Evai » Wed Jan 12, 2022 1:15 am

https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/win ... 6b0c90645c

there's a spelling mistake on microsofts website, how can I trust a company that can't spell. I'll stick with windows 10
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jan 12, 2022 8:43 am

what did they misspell?
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Yes! That'll show'em!
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how indeed
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hmm
Evai wrote:
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Post by Evai » Wed Jan 12, 2022 10:48 am

Microsoft wrote:it is almost alwatys available to be enabled.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Wed Jan 12, 2022 7:52 pm

Trutly digsusting!

I will be imediatley smashign my set-up wiyth a basbeall bat!!

evil corproations >:(((
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Ml08180 » Thu Jan 13, 2022 4:06 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
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Evai wrote:
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trust
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