The Daily Thread

[Greyson]

Everything is without purpose.

I won't argue with that, thanks late-stage-capitalism

[Froggychum]

Greyson... do you wanna... return to monke... with me?

[assdef]

I won't argue with that, thanks late-stage-capitalism

Yes, the means of production should be owned by the state. Power to the proletariat!

[Froggychum]

[Greyson]

Greyson... do you wanna... return to monke... with me?

That's gonna be a nah from me dawg, i dislike monkeys with a passion.

[Froggychum]

That's fair. I also find them a little creepy, even scary. Mostly because I don't like the idea of them ripping my face off.

[assdef]

Two monkeys run a bath. One says, "Ooh ooh ooh! Ah ah ah!" The other says, "Put some cold in it!"

[Froggychum]

There are many things wrong with what you just posted

Let us go through them together:

1. Monkeys do not know how to run baths
2. Monkeys do not bathe, either
3. Monkeys do not know how to speak English
3b. Monkeys do not speak any languages (ASL does not count because it is not a spoken language)
4. Monkeys most likely cannot pronounce most of those sounds
5. Monkeys may not know how to properly balance the water's temperature, even with prior training
6. Monkeys, rather than giving such longwinded exclamations, are more likely to leap out of the very hot water and do something else
7. This story is false and you lied to us

In conclusion, your joke was objectively not funny, because I did not laugh (I was too busy owning the libs)
In the future, please ensure that you only posted Froggychum Approved Funnies. My opinion is the only right opinion, after all.
Failure to follow the guidelines WILL result in me seething and malding, but not coping. this is not a recommended course of action.

slash ess

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Capybaras, however, do enjoy baths as well as showers.

Here is one of my favorite videos on the internet (it's just so chill):

[Froggychum]

Psalms 37:11 — “But the capybaras shall inherit the earth; and shall delight themselves in the abundance of peace.”

[atomtengeralattjaro]

it's midnight and my ErrorHandler just threw an error.

[Froggychum]

ELIF?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

nvm, I was just working and I was tired and I wanted to be done with something but computer did computer things so I became more tired
and then I went to sleep, all good now.

[Froggychum]

Relatable

Glad you're feeling better

[jens0591]

Hello, today has passed even well but unfortunately I was at school and it was boring there after school I went to sleep and woke up recently and tomorrow will probably be the same day as today because every day I have the same day almost

[Froggychum]

Welcome to ASDF,

I understand your pain. Time is indeed soup.

[Shai'tan]

Anyone watched the Wheel of Time series? Loving it so far

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Yes
I am enjoying this new turning of the Wheel.

[Froggychum]

I found this really cool new series called Toilet Cam, and it's just illegal hidden cameras in the bowls of public restrooms

I love to watch it with my family. We often eat Taco Bell while we watch! Really makes you feel like you're there!

[Ml08180]

Today (and the past 3 days) the mountain across from me has been on fire. Last night I stood outside with a pair of binoculars and watched it break the containment zone for almost an hour while they got it back under control.