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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Greyson » Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:58 am

Froggychum wrote:
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Everything is without purpose.
O_O

I won't argue with that, thanks late-stage-capitalism

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Mon Nov 15, 2021 12:36 pm

Greyson... do you wanna... return to monke... with me?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by assdef » Tue Nov 16, 2021 12:27 am

Greyson wrote:
Mon Nov 15, 2021 7:58 am
O_O

I won't argue with that, thanks late-stage-capitalism
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Greyson » Tue Nov 16, 2021 10:01 am

Froggychum wrote:
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Greyson... do you wanna... return to monke... with me?
That's gonna be a nah from me dawg, i dislike monkeys with a passion.

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Tue Nov 16, 2021 3:50 pm

That's fair. I also find them a little creepy, even scary. Mostly because I don't like the idea of them ripping my face off.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by assdef » Wed Nov 17, 2021 4:36 am

Two monkeys run a bath. One says, "Ooh ooh ooh! Ah ah ah!" The other says, "Put some cold in it!"
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Wed Nov 17, 2021 6:25 am

There are many things wrong with what you just posted

Let us go through them together:

1. Monkeys do not know how to run baths
2. Monkeys do not bathe, either
3. Monkeys do not know how to speak English
3b. Monkeys do not speak any languages (ASL does not count because it is not a spoken language)
4. Monkeys most likely cannot pronounce most of those sounds
5. Monkeys may not know how to properly balance the water's temperature, even with prior training
6. Monkeys, rather than giving such longwinded exclamations, are more likely to leap out of the very hot water and do something else
7. This story is false and you lied to us

In conclusion, your joke was objectively not funny, because I did not laugh (I was too busy owning the libs)
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Nov 17, 2021 11:12 am

Capybaras, however, do enjoy baths as well as showers.

Here is one of my favorite videos on the internet (it's just so chill):

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Thu Nov 18, 2021 10:50 am

Psalms 37:11 — “But the capybaras shall inherit the earth; and shall delight themselves in the abundance of peace.”
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Nov 20, 2021 11:05 pm

it's midnight and my ErrorHandler just threw an error.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Sun Nov 21, 2021 2:48 am

ELIF?
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Nov 21, 2021 9:20 am

nvm, I was just working and I was tired and I wanted to be done with something but computer did computer things so I became more tired
and then I went to sleep, all good now.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Sun Nov 21, 2021 3:03 pm

Relatable

Glad you're feeling better :)
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Post by jens0591 » Wed Nov 24, 2021 4:13 pm

Hello, today has passed even well but unfortunately I was at school and it was boring there after school I went to sleep and woke up recently and tomorrow will probably be the same day as today because every day I have the same day almost

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Wed Nov 24, 2021 5:12 pm

Welcome to ASDF,

I understand your pain. Time is indeed soup.
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Post by Shai'tan » Sun Nov 28, 2021 5:50 pm

Anyone watched the Wheel of Time series? Loving it so far :D
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Nov 28, 2021 8:20 pm

Yes :D
I am enjoying this new turning of the Wheel.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Mon Nov 29, 2021 3:04 am

I found this really cool new series called Toilet Cam, and it's just illegal hidden cameras in the bowls of public restrooms

I love to watch it with my family. We often eat Taco Bell while we watch! Really makes you feel like you're there!
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Ml08180 » Tue Nov 30, 2021 2:56 pm

Today (and the past 3 days) the mountain across from me has been on fire. Last night I stood outside with a pair of binoculars and watched it break the containment zone for almost an hour while they got it back under control.

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