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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Tue Jul 26, 2022 5:59 am

You're gonna look so freaking stupid in 24 hours...!
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jul 27, 2022 12:00 pm

Katuya wrote:
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It is today!
how about now?
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You're gonna look so freaking stupid in 24 hours...!
Says the guy posting yesterday... pfft, get with the times.
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Thu Jul 28, 2022 1:16 am

everything i have ever said was, and always will be utterly timeless.

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Aug 09, 2022 1:23 pm

Froggychum wrote:
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everything i have ever said was, and always will be utterly timeless.
ok but what about the things you are yet to say
will they also be timeless? or maybe... time will tell
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Tue Aug 09, 2022 6:57 pm

I sʜᴀʟʟ ʀɪᴘ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏɴɢᴜᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɢᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ sʟɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴏᴀᴛs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜʀᴏɴɪᴄʟᴇʀs ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴀɴᴅᴇʀ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴇᴛᴇʀɴɪᴛʏ, ᴀʟʟ sᴏ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍʏ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴜᴛᴛᴇʀᴀɴᴄᴇ sʜᴀʟʟ ʙᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏɴsᴛʀᴀɪɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴍɪᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴛᴇᴍᴘᴏʀᴀʟɪᴛʏ
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Aug 09, 2022 6:59 pm

you already said that in April next year tho
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Tue Aug 09, 2022 7:00 pm

nothing counts on april 1st tho
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Aug 09, 2022 7:01 pm

but how do you know it's the 1st without counting
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Post by Froggychum » Wed Aug 10, 2022 4:01 am

counting is for people who dont know everything already
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Evai » Sun Aug 14, 2022 7:14 am

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Sun Aug 14, 2022 8:08 am

lmao one of the comments:

"not to brag but i can play the first four notes"

SAAMEEE lol

fr tho that's some pretty sweet riffin' brother

But the real question is what happened to the other half of your duck??
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Evai » Sun Aug 14, 2022 8:28 am

It was consumed by the abyss

Somewhere in here
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Sun Aug 14, 2022 9:02 am

Mm... I recognize most those star systems.

I've actually already visited most of them, but the ones that did have ducks have already been subsumed into my empire of insanity...

If your guy is still out there (and I think he must be, because I would definitely have noticed a living duck which had been perfectly divided into two symmetrical halves before initiating Global Extinction Procedures), then I recommend checking out this part of the map:

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Because, if I remember correctly a 13th circle archmage I am acquainted with was said to have passed by there 3 or 4 million years ago, and that guy definitely had a bad reputation for being obsessed with experimenting on waterfowl. You can trust these rumors, as they come from the
Space Gecko Trading Guild which is know for a sterling reputation (their adamantine reputation was revoked after a certain scandal, but honestly they didn't deserve it trust me)

Hope this lead can help you even a little. I know how hard it is to have half of a loved one split apart by cosmic forces and sent to the distant reaches of our universe. the first time it happened to me I went into a rampage and destroyed half the known universe (of course, it was the half that ran on the pre-patch laws of physics, so nobody even noticed it was gone after I was done. Just my luck. I'm still salty about that waste of a reincarnation)

Don't fret too much though, because even if you can't save them in this life, as long as you die upon this earth your soul will be under my divine authority. Normally this would mean you get sent into the Iron Mother which would grind you down into your essence to fuel chaos magic, but since you too are a true believer in ASDF I've prepared a special afterlife for you where you can learn the necessary time magic to revert the timeline to before you lost your duck in the first place.

Of course, that does not mean you can just give up and wait for death. After all, that is against the very tenets that give you access to this paradise.
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Post by Shai'tan » Sun Aug 14, 2022 9:05 pm

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ima tiktok star :sunglassesman:
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Mon Aug 15, 2022 8:07 am

Wipe that expression off your face, little shai
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Evai » Mon Aug 15, 2022 3:54 pm

He always has that expression,look at his pfp
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Post by Froggychum » Mon Aug 15, 2022 9:48 pm

im so sorry for your loss (of a not ugly face haha idiot)
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by assdef » Tue Aug 16, 2022 3:51 am

Today I learned the current month is actually called Frogust:

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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by Froggychum » Tue Aug 16, 2022 8:06 am

No Jumping January
Amphebruary
Marsch
Anurapril
No Mealworm May
Mr. Jeremy June
Julilypad
Frogust
No Swimming September
Octcroakber
Novemberibbit
Toadecember
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Re: The Daily Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Aug 16, 2022 10:59 am

what's with everyone posting all this newfangled tiktok stuff
do y'all remember message boards
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https://www.tiktok.com/@halfducks/video ... 7413048582

ima tiktok star :sunglassesman:
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O_O indeed
I'm rooting for you evai, so that one day you may graduate from tiktok star to youtube star
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He always has that expression,look at his pfp
Damn, I never realized that. For some reason he's been associated with the shaiface: :shaiface:
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Today I learned the current month is actually called Frogust:

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRyQHmjn/
love it
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Marsch
Anurapril
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Mr. Jeremy June
Julilypad
Frogust
No Swimming September
Octcroakber
Novemberibbit
Toadecember
I am quoting you too in this post. Good months. Those are some good froggy months.
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