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Posted: **Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:28 pm**

stops wasting food! think about all those starving African orphans!

Posted: **Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:29 pm**

Oh... *Puts some of the cake in T's pockets*...

Posted: **Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:31 pm**

excellent...

my plan is going perfectly...

Posted: **Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:32 pm**

*Squeezes T's pockets to make it all good and juicy*...

Posted: **Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:33 pm**

yay! now I have enough ~~lies~~ cake to power my ~~lie~~ cake generator!

Posted: **Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:35 pm**

Hey T, I can't help but notice you have a brown stain on your trousers...

Posted: **Wed Aug 26, 2009 6:38 pm**

but I'm not wearing any...

Posted: **Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:03 pm**

Then why is there a brown stain on your denim textured legs?

Posted: **Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:44 pm**

It asploded!...

Posted: **Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:35 pm**

oh no my legs!

....I mean

...no wait...

...damn I'll never find the right smily!

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:33 am**

why not try

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:02 am**

makes me think of >.>...

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:11 am**

CX gamer wrote:Oh for the presents, I didn't know what to give you... So here is:

that's not a very nice gift for bald people..

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:28 am**

Bald people can put it on the shelves for display...

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:48 pm**

Or pretend it's a knife and stab termites with it.

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:52 pm**

It's quite blunt...

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:56 pm**

or they could replace the comb with turkey leg...

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2009 2:08 pm**

Yes, hobo certainly could use one of those!...

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:20 pm**

To entice the homless to come near him so he can bust them at point blank range.

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2009 3:58 pm**

He should have a theme song!...

Guess what, tis my bday... whoo