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Posted: **Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:45 pm**

*Helps Keja get on the helicopter which he barely missed*...

Oh bai T...

Posted: **Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:48 pm**

*Walks up to T and lazyfies him, then I proceed to take him over the shoulder and jump in the helicopter*

Posted: **Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:49 pm**

I thougt we were getting on a space ship...

Posted: **Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:53 pm**

Shh, the helicopter turns into one, but you're not supposed to say yet...

Posted: **Tue Sep 01, 2009 7:54 pm**

*crunch crunch*

These new sci-fi movies are cool

*crunch crunch*

Posted: **Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:05 pm**

Missiles!... They're everywhere!...

Posted: **Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:34 pm**

and guess who launched them?

Posted: **Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:52 pm**

You can't launch missiles at the asplosions you fool! We have to get out of here!

*presses the big red button*

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 12:23 pm**

The portal isn't opening fully!... We need more energy packs!...

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:32 pm**

But the Helicopter needs to transform!

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:53 pm**

Keja, we're going to have to cut off your arm!...

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:54 pm**

amputation or just plain cutting off?

Posted: **Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:25 pm**

We don't have time for a long medical operation!...

Get my saw!... It's in the helicopter!...

Posted: **Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:13 pm**

no time!
*uses axe*

Posted: **Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:47 pm**

You did what you had to do...

Now for the cookie...

Posted: **Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:01 pm**

Thinger, i'm going to have to castrate you... It's the only way we can escape!

*Neuters*

We're ready to go!

*gets in captains chair*

Posted: **Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:16 pm**

aw...

it's okay. I'll just use my fantastical regenerative powers to grow them back.

Posted: **Fri Sep 04, 2009 6:17 pm**

*hangs new dice on the rear-view mirror*

Posted: **Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:09 pm**

keja wrote:*hangs new dice on the rear-view mirror*

Okay Keja, now gently release the clutch and push the gas...

Posted: **Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:12 pm**

You mean the accelerator pedal? This is a helicopter.

omg