Instructions on How to enjoy asdf the MOST!
- Blargen
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Instructions on How to enjoy asdf the MOST!
I had the feeling that sitting on an office chair isnt really the best way to enjoy asdf. So I have made A simpe list of things to do that will make The already awesome asdf more cofertable to visit.
1. Buy a Lazyboy recliner.
2. Make a bag of Orville Redenbacher's popcorn with the pour over butter.
3. Bring a small cooler with 3 ice chilled DIET pepsis. 9Because Diet pop is so much more refreashing than normal pop)
4. Sit down in recliner.
5. Turn on a radio with your favorite type of music playing.
6. Turn on your laptop and log in to The asdf fourms.
7. Prepare to have the best 1 & 1/2 hours of your life.
And there ya go! The ingredients needed to make the best out of asdf.com!
1. Buy a Lazyboy recliner.
2. Make a bag of Orville Redenbacher's popcorn with the pour over butter.
3. Bring a small cooler with 3 ice chilled DIET pepsis. 9Because Diet pop is so much more refreashing than normal pop)
4. Sit down in recliner.
5. Turn on a radio with your favorite type of music playing.
6. Turn on your laptop and log in to The asdf fourms.
7. Prepare to have the best 1 & 1/2 hours of your life.
And there ya go! The ingredients needed to make the best out of asdf.com!
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1. I have one of those... But it's for TV...Blargen wrote:1. Buy a Lazyboy recliner.
2. Make a bag of Orville Redenbacher's popcorn with the pour over butter.
3. Bring a small cooler with 3 ice chilled DIET pepsis. 9Because Diet pop is so much more refreashing than normal pop)
4. Sit down in recliner.
5. Turn on a radio with your favorite type of music playing.
6. Turn on your laptop and log in to The asdf fourms.
7. Prepare to have the best 1 & 1/2 hours of your life.
2. They don't sell that brand over here, but I'm pretty sure that my hands would get all sticky and mess up my keyboard... For snacks I have Magnum Almond...
3. Don't have a small cooler, I have grandma, she brings me drinks... I can't drink diet without spitting it all out, I can't drink pepsi ether...
4. Bureau chair
5. Masters of hardcore is active
6. I don't have/want a laptop for obvious reasons
7. More...
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8. Get a pack of Doritos/Hershey's Cookies 'n' Cream/both.
assdef wrote:I've seen a number of Cocks in my days.
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I don't know what a lazyboy recliner is 
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Me neither.
assdef wrote:I've seen a number of Cocks in my days.
Re: Instructions on How to enjoy asdf the MOST!
Keja's more realistic rules:
1. go and get the comfiest movable chair in the hous and place in front of your PC.
2. go and pop some popcorn (microwave popcorn is easiest)
3. Paypal Keja $20
4. get a six-pack of your favourite cold beverage
5.Tune the radio/internet radio website into the local/global Classic Rock/Heavy Metal/Hardcore techno station
6. log in
1. go and get the comfiest movable chair in the hous and place in front of your PC.
2. go and pop some popcorn (microwave popcorn is easiest)
3. Paypal Keja $20
4. get a six-pack of your favourite cold beverage
5.Tune the radio/internet radio website into the local/global Classic Rock/Heavy Metal/Hardcore techno station
6. log in
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- ThingerDudes
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Re: Instructions on How to enjoy asdf the MOST!
repeat what?
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- Blargen
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Re: Instructions on How to enjoy asdf the MOST!
GASP! IVE BEEN BESTED!keja wrote:Keja's more realistic rules:
1. go and get the comfiest movable chair in the hous and place in front of your PC.
2. go and pop some popcorn (microwave popcorn is easiest)
3. Paypal Keja $20
4. get a six-pack of your favourite cold beverage
5.Tune the radio/internet radio website into the local/global Classic Rock/Heavy Metal/Hardcore techno station
6. log in
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Re: Instructions on How to enjoy asdf the MOST!
genius!
i didn't choose the suburban life, the suburban life chose me.
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You should have expected no less.Blargen wrote:GASP! IVE BEEN BESTED!
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Re: Instructions on How to enjoy asdf the MOST!
Google images is very handy when you don't want to read...Shai'tan wrote:I don't know what a lazyboy recliner is
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I have a problem with step 3 and 6, I don't want to send you $20 and I'm always logged in...keja wrote:Keja's more realistic rules:
1. go and get the comfiest movable chair in the hous and place in front of your PC.
2. go and pop some popcorn (microwave popcorn is easiest)
3. Paypal Keja $20
4. get a six-pack of your favourite cold beverage
5.Tune the radio/internet radio website into the local/global Classic Rock/Heavy Metal/Hardcore techno station
6. log in
Too lazy!CX gamer wrote:Google images is very handy when you don't want to read...Shai'tan wrote:I don't know what a lazyboy recliner is
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atomtengeralattjaro wrote:The Forums of ASDF turn, and Pages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Page that gave it birth comes again. On one Page, called the Six Hundred and Ninety Fifth Page by some, a Page yet to come, a Page long past, a post was made by atomtengeralattjaro. The post was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Forums of ASDF. But it was a beginning.
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Uncureable... 
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Good thing I'm immume... 
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No one is immune to laziness.
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I have a high resistance to it then... 
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[Full story]Arkannine wrote:Mexico is the only country in the world in which Mexicans are born.
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i do not need INSTRUCTIONS to enjoy asdf.
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omg667 wrote:i do not need INSTRUCTIONS to enjoy asdf.
http://forums.asdf.com/viewtopic.php?p=32459#p32459
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