Instructions on How to enjoy asdf the MOST!

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Instructions on How to enjoy asdf the MOST!

Post by Blargen » Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:06 pm

I had the feeling that sitting on an office chair isnt really the best way to enjoy asdf. So I have made A simpe list of things to do that will make The already awesome asdf more cofertable to visit.


1. Buy a Lazyboy recliner.
2. Make a bag of Orville Redenbacher's popcorn with the pour over butter.
3. Bring a small cooler with 3 ice chilled DIET pepsis. 9Because Diet pop is so much more refreashing than normal pop)
4. Sit down in recliner.
5. Turn on a radio with your favorite type of music playing.
6. Turn on your laptop and log in to The asdf fourms.
7. Prepare to have the best 1 & 1/2 hours of your life.


And there ya go! The ingredients needed to make the best out of asdf.com!

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Post by CX gamer » Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:42 pm

Blargen wrote:1. Buy a Lazyboy recliner.
2. Make a bag of Orville Redenbacher's popcorn with the pour over butter.
3. Bring a small cooler with 3 ice chilled DIET pepsis. 9Because Diet pop is so much more refreashing than normal pop)
4. Sit down in recliner.
5. Turn on a radio with your favorite type of music playing.
6. Turn on your laptop and log in to The asdf fourms.
7. Prepare to have the best 1 & 1/2 hours of your life.
1. I have one of those... But it's for TV...
2. They don't sell that brand over here, but I'm pretty sure that my hands would get all sticky and mess up my keyboard... For snacks I have Magnum Almond... :)
3. Don't have a small cooler, I have grandma, she brings me drinks... I can't drink diet without spitting it all out, I can't drink pepsi ether...
4. Bureau chair
5. Masters of hardcore is active ;)
6. I don't have/want a laptop for obvious reasons
7. More... :roll:
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Post by Arkannine » Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:48 pm

8. Get a pack of Doritos/Hershey's Cookies 'n' Cream/both.
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Post by Shai'tan » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:12 pm

I don't know what a lazyboy recliner is :|
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Post by Arkannine » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:12 pm

Me neither.
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Re: Instructions on How to enjoy asdf the MOST!

Post by keja » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:23 pm

Keja's more realistic rules:

1. go and get the comfiest movable chair in the hous and place in front of your PC.
2. go and pop some popcorn (microwave popcorn is easiest)
3. Paypal Keja $20
4. get a six-pack of your favourite cold beverage
5.Tune the radio/internet radio website into the local/global Classic Rock/Heavy Metal/Hardcore techno station
6. log in
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Re: Instructions on How to enjoy asdf the MOST!

Post by ThingerDudes » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:25 pm

my rules
1. eat a cookie
2. repeat
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Post by keja » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:29 pm

repeat what?
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Post by Blargen » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:53 pm

keja wrote:Keja's more realistic rules:

1. go and get the comfiest movable chair in the hous and place in front of your PC.
2. go and pop some popcorn (microwave popcorn is easiest)
3. Paypal Keja $20
4. get a six-pack of your favourite cold beverage
5.Tune the radio/internet radio website into the local/global Classic Rock/Heavy Metal/Hardcore techno station
6. log in
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Post by bookgeek98 » Tue Aug 18, 2009 9:59 pm

genius!
i didn't choose the suburban life, the suburban life chose me.

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Post by keja » Tue Aug 18, 2009 10:05 pm

Blargen wrote:GASP! IVE BEEN BESTED!
You should have expected no less.
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Post by CX gamer » Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:48 am

Shai'tan wrote:I don't know what a lazyboy recliner is :|
Google images is very handy when you don't want to read... ;)
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Post by Shai'tan » Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:55 am

keja wrote:Keja's more realistic rules:

1. go and get the comfiest movable chair in the hous and place in front of your PC.
2. go and pop some popcorn (microwave popcorn is easiest)
3. Paypal Keja $20
4. get a six-pack of your favourite cold beverage
5.Tune the radio/internet radio website into the local/global Classic Rock/Heavy Metal/Hardcore techno station
6. log in
I have a problem with step 3 and 6, I don't want to send you $20 and I'm always logged in...
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Shai'tan wrote:I don't know what a lazyboy recliner is :|
Google images is very handy when you don't want to read... ;)
Too lazy! :o
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Post by CX gamer » Thu Aug 20, 2009 10:01 am

Uncureable... :?
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Post by ThingerDudes » Thu Aug 20, 2009 3:26 pm

it's an epidemic...
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Post by CX gamer » Thu Aug 20, 2009 4:32 pm

Good thing I'm immume... :D
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Post by keja » Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:09 pm

No one is immune to laziness.
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Post by CX gamer » Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:14 am

I have a high resistance to it then... :)
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Post by omg667 » Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:18 pm

i do not need INSTRUCTIONS to enjoy asdf.
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Post by CX gamer » Fri Aug 21, 2009 2:23 pm

omg667 wrote:i do not need INSTRUCTIONS to enjoy asdf.
:shock:... That's one nice quote...
http://forums.asdf.com/viewtopic.php?p=32459#p32459
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