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Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:43 pm**

your mother has them.

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:48 pm**

Ew...

Let's talk about something else...

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:45 pm**

*talks about talking about talking about ancient Egyptian Sarcophagi for cats*

Posted: **Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:07 pm**

I want to be mummified, except with the inside bits still in.

Posted: **Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:57 am**

Don't you want your brains to be put in a jar?!...

Posted: **Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:01 pm**

No. or my other squishy bits.

Posted: **Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:23 pm**

but they'll rot...

Posted: **Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:23 pm**

Yeah, but i'm a mummy.

Posted: **Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:46 pm**

And you'll rot... Slowly...

Posted: **Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:40 pm**

or quickly...depending on what kinds of conditions I put the mummified body in...

Posted: **Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:51 pm**

You'll have to agree with the terms and conditions of the national mummifying agency...

Posted: **Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:34 pm**

There's one of those?

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:21 am**

There's one of everything...

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:38 pm**

there's no one of nothing

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:41 pm**

What about if there is two of something?

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:18 pm**

That would create a wormhole...

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:28 pm**

What if there was only half of something?

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:31 pm**

it would be one half of that thing then...

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:42 pm**

White hole...

Posted: **Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:44 pm**

Blurple hole.

I think I messed up