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BenBen wrote:

assdef wrote:Long hair on women is cool, as long as it isn't freaky long hair that goes all the way down to the butt or lower.

Long hair on a guy means he's a hippie, emo, or a communist. Or a combination of all three (hippiemocommie).

I now don't like you even more.

So which one are you then? Hippie? Emo? Communist? I'm guessing Communist.

assdef wrote:

BenBen wrote:

assdef wrote:Long hair on women is cool, as long as it isn't freaky long hair that goes all the way down to the butt or lower.

Long hair on a guy means he's a hippie, emo, or a communist. Or a combination of all three (hippiemocommie).

I now don't like you even more.

So which one are you then? Hippie? Emo? Communist? I'm guessing Communist.

None of the above, I'm simply a nerd. There's nothing wrong with long hair.

That's what all the non-conformists say.

Long hair attracts the ladies. They love it. It is why they usually all have long hair.

tell fabio he's a hippie emo or comunist, he'll kick your ass, and serve you non-butter

I am bald.

And how does that make you feel?

I feel hairless.

I don't know how old you are but in most cases a hairless person is shaved before they go completely bald.

I once thought of shaving my head, then I didnt.... i dont think i'd look too dapper with no hair.

Howie Mandel does.

asdfkumquat wrote:Howie Mandel does.

He's a tool.

Takes one to know one.

Um, should I know who this person you're talking about is?

asdfkumquat wrote:Takes one to know one.

I'm rubber, you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

that doesn't make any sense in the context you used it in... just take back what you said about Mandel. I mean, if you get to know the guy, he's... not a tool. according to his Twitter feed, he hangs out at the airport because he likes the atmosphere. how many guys do you know do that?

You called me a tool. So my retort makes plenty of sense.

And Howie Mandel is a total tool - do you think he hosted Deal Or No Deal? because of his shining artistic integrity as an actor/comedian? No, he did it because he was desperate for a job. Hence, he is a tool.

maynard james keenan is a real tool.

assdef wrote:You called me a tool. So my retort makes plenty of sense.

And Howie Mandel is a total tool - do you think he hosted Deal Or No Deal? because of his shining artistic integrity as an actor/comedian? No, he did it because he was desperate for a job. Hence, he is a tool.

My question here is, why does it make a difference if he was desperate or not, if you need a job you need a job, you're gonna take what's available, that makes you a human, not a tool.

and it's not the average person that can be a game show host. Mandel goes right next to Trebek and that other black guy.