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Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:36 am**

I speak da truth! I had a headache and i got on asdf and all of a sudden it went away! Just another one of asdf's mericals I guess...

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:30 am**

... Thanks for the advice, I will consider it when I have an headache...

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:10 pm**

ASDF is medicine? awesome...

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 1:39 pm**

omg, asdf is our SAVIOR

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:31 pm**

Saviour of headaches...

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:37 pm**

you mean conqueror of headaches and saviour of heads from aches.

Posted: **Tue Aug 04, 2009 6:39 pm**

yes, that's more accurate.

Posted: **Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:43 am**

Accurateness is very yellow indeed...

Posted: **Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:18 pm**

my stomach says 7.

Posted: **Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:57 pm**

my abdomen says to me "something's wrong. you can hear your abdomen talk."

Posted: **Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:32 pm**

you can see it too if you look hard enough..

Posted: **Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:56 am**

Unless you're REALLY REALLY fat.

Posted: **Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:17 am**

I had three porcupines but my doctor said one had to go so now i have three porcupines.

how is this so?

Posted: **Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:58 am**

you didn't believe the evil doctor who wanted to take away your porcupine

Posted: **Thu Aug 06, 2009 1:17 pm**

it had to go to the bathroom then came back.

Posted: **Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:00 pm**

Or that he was using the queens english and refered to himself as "one".

Posted: **Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:51 pm**

Queens English?

In space?

hmmm i dunno...

Posted: **Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:19 pm**

now we're in outer space!

Posted: **Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:21 pm**

but i wanna be in inner space..

Posted: **Thu Aug 06, 2009 6:22 pm**

you can't stay in inner space until you finish your meat! how can you stay in inner space if don't eat your meat?

asdf relives headaches...