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Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:27 pm**

A true king among insects.

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:30 pm**

I love bugs!

As long as they dont get in my food or try to bite me...

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:32 pm**

Even the legs?!

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:35 pm**

I hear fried grasshoppers taste like butterd popcorn!

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:38 pm**

Perhaps if you fry it with butter...

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:40 pm**

well blargen, have the women of your trailer park ever had a carwash?

and because of a lack of swimsuits worn their underwear

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:48 pm**

Why do Americans undress when they wash a car? And why do the women wash the cars?

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:53 pm**

because, it's verrrrrrrrrrry super skexy!

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:56 pm**

Skexy sounds like you'd get STDs from these people.

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:57 pm**

well, this is a trailer park

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 10:59 pm**

Eww...

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:27 pm**

you don't have to live here...

Posted: **Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:29 pm**

Thank Jesus.

Posted: **Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:02 am**

sounds like a fun place to live.

Posted: **Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:24 am**

You're confusing sexually available women with sexually attractive women...

Posted: **Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:25 am**

oh...right...not again...

Posted: **Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:29 am**

And another thing, rednecks have terrible teeth so they are in no place to mention British Dentistry.

Posted: **Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:29 am**

are there such things as British rednecks?

Posted: **Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:32 am**

Of course there isn't. Unless you count the Irish as British.

Posted: **Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:20 am**

keja wrote:You're confusing sexually available women with sexually attractive women...

no, he's actually got both right

especially when they wear white bras and get wet

ME, BOOKGEEK98