Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:43 pm
see i would have gotten the lemon juice from a pear...
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Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:58 pm
many people would have gotten it from a bottle that reads "lemon juice" but is much worse.
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:59 pm
and then they would choke on their own stupidity
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:30 pm
But but but
Real lemons don't exist in my house! We only have limons.
Real lemons don't exist in my house! We only have limons.
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:36 pm
are they like lions? 
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:41 pm
They can be. They'd have to get their manes from the main parts of Maine 
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:46 pm
Really? 
By the way, where do parallel lions meat?
By the way, where do parallel lions meat?
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:48 pm
In the stomachs of vegetarians of course!
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 2:51 pm
(vegetarians fail)
Posted: Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:00 pm
Of course they do. They don't build their jaw muscles!
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:46 am
yes they do thats why theres veggie burgers...
to rip out your teeth.
*not funny 
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to rip out your teeth.
*not funny
*Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:07 pm
They eat trees to build jaw muscles!
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:21 pm
Yikes. That explains beavers.
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:39 pm
all and every beaver. they all look like one of my teachers.. shame on them
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:41 pm
You should stuff one and give it to your teacher!
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:46 pm
you mean stuff a teacher and give it to a beaver, right? I wouldn't stuff a beaver..
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:47 pm
Of course, that's what I meant!
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:51 pm
but then beavers would be too teacher-y
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:52 pm
You could dress your teacher as a beaver and they'd never know!
Posted: Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:56 pm
they'd figure from the fact that he can't stop speaking about Linux..