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he is.
pi-ca-nic baskets are filled with all sorts of goodies.

Nasty...

I wish i had a pi-ca-nic basket.

you'd have to be smarter than the aver-ra-ge bear.

I'm smarter than two bears put together.

Who would put two bears together?

bear breeders.

Merging two bears?

A beast with two bears.

A cage with Chuck Norris two bears and a yellow umbrella?

Chuck Norris got eaten by the umbrella, then the two bears make a ring like the one on lord of the rings

The one ring to rule them all...


Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

I have the one criminal mob ring to rule them all.

In Canada? I don't think so...

but it spans to Korea, Japan, China, the US, Mexico, Latin America, Africa, the Middle East etc. everywhere except Europe.
it's based in Canada because no one suspects Canada...

Too scared to take on europe, eh? I suspected as much.

There's the Mafia to compete with...

And take a little guess at who runs that...

Mike Myers?

Sunglassesman?