Comix?

[ThingerDudes]

no. it's a tarp.

[Evai]

Boredom:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hai
Stranger: hows liffe?
You: Life is: fine.
You: :u?
Stranger: just fine
You: Well that's just great.
You: Isn't it??
Stranger: most excellent
You: Sure
You: Unless you're lying..
You: Why would you lie to me???
Stranger: i wouldnt
Stranger: never!
You: That's exactly what a liar would say
Stranger: busted
You: See? You can't hide things from me...
Stranger: no... why did i even try
You: Because you thought it would work
Stranger: ya every time same misstake
You: You should learn from your mistakes
You: One day, It will all be fine
Stranger: from now on i'll never lie to you again
You: Unless that was a lie..
Stranger: ya... it was
You: :/
Stranger: i suck at life
You: Don't worry about it
Stranger: ok i'll try
You: Trying is not enough. you have to BELIEVE
Stranger: ok i.... believe
You: BE - LIE - VE
Stranger: i think
You: Take note of the middle word
Stranger: ya point taken
Stranger: how come youre so wise?
You: Many years of meditation
You: I was once exactly like you
Stranger: really? so there is hope?
You: Yep. There is hope for everybody
You: except jkl;'ers.
Stranger: now i'm a be-lie-ver! yay!!
You: Congrats! Want a medal?
Stranger: is it shiny?
You: Yep
Stranger: oooh... yes please
You: Tough.
You: You have to earn your keep around here, boy
Stranger: sigh
You: Don't worry, your time will come..
Stranger: what do i have to do master?
You: First, you have to make me a sammich.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: filling?
You: Cheese.
Stranger: want it grilled?
You: No thank you..
Stranger: anything to drink?
You: Eh, a glass of water will do me fine..
You: Taking your time? You'll never be a servant at this rate...
Stranger: sorry master, my computer's acting up
Stranger: omg! its the universe punishing me!!!
You: The universe doesn't punish
You: But, I'm getting hungry
Stranger: here's your sammich sir
You: Thank you
Stranger: and water, nice and cold
You: *nomnomnomnom*
Stranger: medal?
You: Godsake, that was f****** disgusting
You: Where the hell do you make sammiches like that?
You: I mean, JESUS
Stranger: but... but... i did my best
You: You are hereby being demoted to class 2.
You: I'm sorry...
Stranger: i will take my punishment
You: Glad to see it.
Stranger: what was wrong with it? didnt like the mustard?
Stranger: its home made
You: I don't like sammiches.
You: Why did you make me one?
Stranger: i should've known better
You: Yes, you should've
You: And also - A glass of water?? Are you trying to poison me??
You: You should know about my kind..
Stranger: im useless
You: I wouldn't say that...
You: But I will.
You: USELESS
Stranger: thank you sir
You: Don't call me 'sir'
Stranger: ma'am?
You: Don't call me 'ma'am'
Stranger: bitch?
You: WHY YOU INSOLENT
You: Thats a great name.
You: thanks
Stranger: medal?
You: Ok, I think it's fair to say you've earned your keep
You: Here's your medal
Stranger: thank you bitch
Stranger: i will sleep very well tonight
You: Sure you will
Stranger: and hope to please you again tomorrow
Stranger: same time, same place?
You: There is no tomorrow.
You: The planets will shift alignment at exactly 3:12 tonight.
You: Watch your back.
Stranger: at least i earned my medal
Stranger: i will meet whatever comes without any fear
You: Fear is for the weak
Stranger: i am weak
You: Don't you dare say that
Stranger: but your guidance will make me strong
You: Let it be known that I won't always be here to guide you...
You: When the time comes, you will have to choose your own path.
Stranger: please dont leave me before im ready
Stranger: im very afraid
You: You'll never be ready
You: I'm having you assassinated
You: I'm sorry,
You: It's nothing personal...
Stranger: guess you wont let me choose how it will be done
You: Correct.
You: However...
You: I'll give you one more chance if you promise me this:
You: You will never lie again.
Stranger: i will never lie again
You: LIAR
You: I'm sorry. you're a dead man
You: Get the hell out of my site.
You: *sight
You: Either one's fine.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I love omegle xD

[ThingerDudes]

haha...but so many people say dirty things there...including me

[Ml08180]

meh, I'm probably worse

[ForrestKeys]

Never been there.

[Evai]

People are so stupid

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f*** you you stupid bitch
You: Hey
You: It wasn't my fault
Stranger: course it was dick !
Stranger: its all your fault
You: Yea, don't listen to him though
You: He blames everything on me
You: I'll make it up to you though, promise
Stranger: who s ths ?
You: It's me
Stranger: me who ?hunn is ths youu ?
You: Wow, what are the chances lol
You: Sorry babe
Stranger: its okay babyy !
Stranger: you have to make it up to me alright ?
You: Ok, don't worry

(1 minute of silence later)

Stranger: your GAY !
You: LOLOLOLOLO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Ml08180]

you shouldn't talk to strangers evai

[ForrestKeys]

I agree with Ml08180.

[Ml08180]

Evai, if you continue with this reckless behavior we're going to take away your dignity

[ForrestKeys]

Are you not afraid talking with creepy old men?

[Evai]

Yes, that's why I don't post here anymore

[Shai'tan]

[Ml08180]

well I'm not a creeperie old man

I'm not sure about some people though...

[ThingerDudes]

well I'm not a creeperie old man

exactly what a creepy old man would say...

[ForrestKeys]

Hahahaha. Well.. Creepy old men does not know how to use a forum.. I think.

[Ml08180]

that's probably true

hopefully at least

[ForrestKeys]

Indeed.

[Ml08180]

so new subject then?

[keja]

Purple nurples/turnips/nipple cripples

[Ml08180]

how about somthing else?