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Damn you movie adaptations!

Ditto!

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When Zombies attack I'll make one of them bite me so I can be a zombie too and dance the Thriller

Zombies has a very low IQ.

IQ means nothing to me. All it tells me is that you can do well on some test. It's not a very accurate measurement of intelligence.

I learned that if you have a low IQ you can't do things like opening a door or even learn the Thriller dance.

You need really low IQ to not know how to open a door...

As you can see in movies.. Zombies never use the doorknob.. They scratch and destroy everything just to get to their meal.

Oh noes... When zombies attack, they will rule the world at walking speed...
They will kills us all, because we somehow forgot to use weapons...
It can barely walk, but still it is faster then us...
*Pretends to be scared*

One punch in the face and it's down... I don't get the whole point...

We panic, It is not normal to have that low IQ, cannibalism or live with missing parts of the body. Blood loss and all that. Inhuman.

But the red zobies run faster!

Crimson zombies.. We can just hope that the zombies does not mutate.

Wait... Why would they come after us in the first place?!...

For te brains?

Why would they want our brains?!...
It's not like they're brain neurologists that remove our brain and attatch them to their own...

I thought they wanted to eat us...

You got it all wrong! They only live with the few basic insticts.. Mostly to feed.

They only want to be friends with us, but we just don't understand them. They are poor, misunderstood creatures.

They're dangerous mutating creatures!