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Re: When zombies attack...

Post by keja » Thu May 21, 2009 10:05 pm

Damn you movie adaptations!
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Re: When zombies attack...

Post by ForrestKeys » Thu May 21, 2009 10:05 pm

Ditto!
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Re: When zombies attack...

Post by zeldaalltheway » Thu May 21, 2009 11:32 pm

dittoiotoito...io? :?
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Re: When zombies attack...

Post by SecretAgent » Thu May 21, 2009 11:49 pm

When Zombies attack I'll make one of them bite me so I can be a zombie too and dance the Thriller
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Re: When zombies attack...

Post by ForrestKeys » Fri May 22, 2009 12:34 am

Zombies has a very low IQ.
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Re: When zombies attack...

Post by ThingerDudes » Fri May 22, 2009 12:36 am

IQ means nothing to me. All it tells me is that you can do well on some test. It's not a very accurate measurement of intelligence.
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Re: When zombies attack...

Post by ForrestKeys » Fri May 22, 2009 12:46 am

I learned that if you have a low IQ you can't do things like opening a door or even learn the Thriller dance.
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Re: When zombies attack...

Post by Shai'tan » Fri May 22, 2009 12:48 am

You need really low IQ to not know how to open a door...
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Re: When zombies attack...

Post by ForrestKeys » Fri May 22, 2009 12:53 am

As you can see in movies.. Zombies never use the doorknob.. They scratch and destroy everything just to get to their meal.
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Re: When zombies attack...

Post by CX gamer » Fri May 22, 2009 2:22 pm

Oh noes... When zombies attack, they will rule the world at walking speed...
They will kills us all, because we somehow forgot to use weapons...
It can barely walk, but still it is faster then us... :|
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One punch in the face and it's down... I don't get the whole point... :?
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Re: When zombies attack...

Post by ForrestKeys » Fri May 22, 2009 3:29 pm

We panic, It is not normal to have that low IQ, cannibalism or live with missing parts of the body. Blood loss and all that. Inhuman.
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Re: When zombies attack...

Post by keja » Fri May 22, 2009 3:56 pm

But the red zobies run faster! :shock:
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Re: When zombies attack...

Post by ForrestKeys » Fri May 22, 2009 3:58 pm

Crimson zombies.. We can just hope that the zombies does not mutate.
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Re: When zombies attack...

Post by CX gamer » Fri May 22, 2009 4:47 pm

Wait... Why would they come after us in the first place?!...
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Re: When zombies attack...

Post by keja » Fri May 22, 2009 4:53 pm

For te brains?
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Re: When zombies attack...

Post by CX gamer » Fri May 22, 2009 5:01 pm

Why would they want our brains?!...
It's not like they're brain neurologists that remove our brain and attatch them to their own...
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Re: When zombies attack...

Post by Shai'tan » Fri May 22, 2009 5:45 pm

I thought they wanted to eat us...
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Re: When zombies attack...

Post by ForrestKeys » Fri May 22, 2009 6:28 pm

You got it all wrong! They only live with the few basic insticts.. Mostly to feed.
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Re: When zombies attack...

Post by ThingerDudes » Fri May 22, 2009 7:55 pm

They only want to be friends with us, but we just don't understand them. They are poor, misunderstood creatures.
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Re: When zombies attack...

Post by ForrestKeys » Fri May 22, 2009 8:48 pm

They're dangerous mutating creatures!
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