I've been thinking and I've got questions.
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:05 am
Why does the drivers side door open into the middle of the road?
Aren't we all similar in that we have one thing in common: We are all different?
If a plane crashes in the ocean where do they bury the survivors?
When an airplane service says they have improved their service 100% doesn't that just mean that they don't lose 100% more of the baggage that they didn't lose?
And speaking of 100% isn't that everything? Then how do you put out 110% effort... it's not physically possible!
Then two people get in a fight and are both put in a coma... does the first person to wake up become innocent or guilty on the absence of the other person?
Why drive on a park way and park on a drive way?
Why say 'Were getting on the plane'? I don't wanna get on the plane I wanna get in the plane... it's less windy in there, let Evil Knievel get on the plane.
If the better business company isn't good enough then who do you go to?
Why do I have to pay for a book of free verse?
Anyone else notice that Scotch tape is good?
How can a door be ajar? I thought it was always a door!
What wouldn't you do for a Klondike bar?
If I have a clone and kill that clone is it still murder?
As such if said clone dies, being me, do I get a new identity?
Isn't it ironic to call it the submit button? I mean, what if I was talking about freedom, justice, and perhaps anarchy?
How can someone pre-board a plane?
What's the point of saying final destination? That's the meaning of destination, destiny, finality. Think about it like this. If you haven't gotten to where you're going then you're probably not there yet.
I'm sick of people asking me if I have found Jesus... only because when I tell them that I found him in my closet they seem offended. If you didn't want to know where he is, DON'T ASK!
that is all.
Aren't we all similar in that we have one thing in common: We are all different?
If a plane crashes in the ocean where do they bury the survivors?
When an airplane service says they have improved their service 100% doesn't that just mean that they don't lose 100% more of the baggage that they didn't lose?
And speaking of 100% isn't that everything? Then how do you put out 110% effort... it's not physically possible!
Then two people get in a fight and are both put in a coma... does the first person to wake up become innocent or guilty on the absence of the other person?
Why drive on a park way and park on a drive way?
Why say 'Were getting on the plane'? I don't wanna get on the plane I wanna get in the plane... it's less windy in there, let Evil Knievel get on the plane.
If the better business company isn't good enough then who do you go to?
Why do I have to pay for a book of free verse?
Anyone else notice that Scotch tape is good?
How can a door be ajar? I thought it was always a door!
What wouldn't you do for a Klondike bar?
If I have a clone and kill that clone is it still murder?
As such if said clone dies, being me, do I get a new identity?
Isn't it ironic to call it the submit button? I mean, what if I was talking about freedom, justice, and perhaps anarchy?
How can someone pre-board a plane?
What's the point of saying final destination? That's the meaning of destination, destiny, finality. Think about it like this. If you haven't gotten to where you're going then you're probably not there yet.
I'm sick of people asking me if I have found Jesus... only because when I tell them that I found him in my closet they seem offended. If you didn't want to know where he is, DON'T ASK!
that is all.
What does this mean?
