ASDF Help Thread. [Serious]

[BenBen]

yeah, the indonesian teacher left

[Gamma]

Hi, everybody. I was wondering, can you be and ASDFist and a Christian at the same time? Christianity teaches that there is only one god, their god, but ASDFism says that ASDF is the one and almighty. Please help clarify this issue for me. Thank you!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

are you serious?..

yes you can,
ASDFism is not a religion, it is a sect that is secretly planning to dominate the world with the usage of cookies, and balloon powered flying panzer tanks shooting eggs. Etc.

[Flying Sheep]

Are we some secret evil cult?

[Gamma]

...

Yes, I was serious.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

well i answered you anyway. Provided you don't take my entire answer seriously.
But if anyone else would like to give a different answer, they are free to do so.

[Gamma]

I know, but you asked if I was serious.

[keja]

Well lets consult William Shakespeare, shall we?

What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet.

By the way, it is important to know that the stories in the book of ASDF are all works of fiction that no one should believe ever happened, but they all hold some sort of a moral, much like Jesus' parables.

Also, I would say my take on ASDFism, that ASDF is the whole universe as one single being that everything else living is a part of, fits in many religions, although I have not at all read into religious texts to be sure nothong contraricts it.

If you want more information on my ASDFism, i posted about it in length somewhere.

[Flying Sheep]

This what you meant?

[keja]

No, read my post again.

[Flying Sheep]

I can read thank you. Just trying to help.

[Gamma]

Continue the chain!

Oh, and I have another problem. (Boy, I sure do get a lot of problems, huh?)
What is this for?

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[Joe]

What do you mean? It says when your last visit to the forum was.

[cyan]

if you have a problem with your time or time format visit the UCP for board preferences. that's the time of your last visit, not your current time.

[Gamma]

Yeah, but does it mean when I last logged in? Because it was at 11:00 when I saw that.

[BenBen]

yeah, but not this time that you log in, the last time.

[Gamma]

Oh. Of course.

[Joe]

Tu entiendes? Areba!

[Gamma]

You like Spanish, huh?

[lunar_furor]

I need an Idea on a way to hang up my transformers boxes, I'm usually the one to fix this one but When I tried running a line it got to heavy, trust me when you try to hang about 30 boxes on one line it get's heavy, so any Ideas besides running a line from wall to wall? I have them in my closet but they take up too much space in there. and no I won't toss them out.