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I need some help.. A good friend of mine is acting like a real asshole, and I don't know what to do about him..

Kick him in the face.

Maybe he's gay?

You can tell if he is gay if he tries to have sex with you.

lil timmy, that won't work: me < him

no, he isn't gay (i think his girlfriend might notice that)

deck him.

Tell him he's being an asshole while you share a joint with him.

qwertzuiop wrote:I need some help.. A good friend of mine is acting like a real asshole, and I don't know what to do about him..

Tell him to stop being such an asshole, and try and sort things out.

qwertzuiop wrote:lil timmy, that won't work: me < him

no, he isn't gay (i think his girlfriend might notice that)

You're gay?

Reathos wrote:Tell him he's being an asshole while you share a joint with him.

he stopped smoking pot about 5 months ago

Flying Sheep wrote:

qwertzuiop wrote:I need some help.. A good friend of mine is acting like a real asshole, and I don't know what to do about him..

Tell him to stop being such an asshole, and try and sort things out.

The first good idea!

lil timmy wrote:

qwertzuiop wrote:lil timmy, that won't work: me < him

no, he isn't gay (i think his girlfriend might notice that)

You're gay?

no (I think I might notice that)

Elton John didn't until after he was married.

I believe I would have noticed if I were Elton John, no?

Obviously not, I just told you that Elton John didn't.

Most people aren't gay until they have gay sex.

Reathos wrote:Most people aren't gay until they have gay sex.

And you know this how....?

just speculation

I see...

Reathos wrote:Most people aren't gay until they have gay sex.

And most riders aren't Jockeys before they win a race? Most children aren't boys until they pee standing up? Most cars aren't driven until they reach their destination?

Addendum to this satire: You're talking shit.

OWNED!!!

I'd say not <OWNED!!!> but <ub3r 1337 pwnage>

Ewww... Don't you dare use leet speak please....