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Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:35 pm
by CX gamer
Where keja lives I think... :)

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 8:36 pm
by keja
True.

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:28 pm
by CX gamer
Atom is true, or I am?!...

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 9:30 pm
by Shai'tan
I would've guessed...

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 8:09 am
by CX gamer
It was a question, not a statement... :lol:

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:43 pm
by Shai'tan
I would still have guessed it...

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:27 pm
by W/E
One Galician says to the Other:

-Hey Manolo hand me another shampoo!
-But there is already one in the bathroom...
-Yah man, but this is for dry hair, and I already got it wet

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A Galician crosses in front of a store's window, and sees his reflection in the glass. So he wonders ALL DAY LONG "Where have I seen that guy from the store? From where do I know him?
That night already laying in his bed he keeps pondering, 'till he finally realizes.
FUCK! how can I be so stupid? He's the same guy who cuts his hair in front of me at the Hair Salon!

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 7:30 pm
by atomtengeralattjaro
:D i liked the first one..

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:42 am
by vraiment
I love galician jokes!

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:33 pm
by Shai'tan
W/E wrote:One Galician says to the Other:

-Hey Manolo hand me another shampoo!
-But there is already one in the bathroom...
-Yah man, but this is for dry hair, and I already got it wet

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A Galician crosses in front of a store's window, and sees his reflection in the glass. So he wonders ALL DAY LONG "Where have I seen that guy from the store? From where do I know him?
That night already laying in his bed he keeps pondering, 'till he finally realizes.
FUCK! how can I be so stupid? He's the same guy who cuts his hair in front of me at the Hair Salon!
:lol:

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:51 pm
by CX gamer
:lol:...

Atom discriminates mirrors... :(

Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 10:44 pm
by Shai'tan
>.<

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:58 am
by W/E
I think you can adjust the same jokes to Ireland, Sweden, Belgium or France ppl...

There are various astronauts reunited at a NASA convention.
A Russian one says - We are going to send a rocket to Venus, to study it's atmosphere.
One from the USA says - We are going to put a radar on the Moon's orbit to fully study its surface, and half a meter beneath it.
A Galician says - We're going to send a rocket to the Sun...
In that moment everybody yells - But if you even try to get close to the Sun, the rocket will melt and you'll die!!!
the Galician answers - Well duh; we are not going to be stupid enough to send it during the daytime.

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:17 pm
by CX gamer
:lol:... Where does that Galician live?!...

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:18 pm
by Shai'tan
Hehe, heard a similar one...

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:59 pm
by CX gamer
Tell us!... :D

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 4:54 pm
by atomtengeralattjaro
haha that was good :D
CX gamer wrote::lol:... Where does that Galician live?!...
in Galicia apparently..

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:33 pm
by CX gamer
And that is...

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:20 am
by W/E
here -> Image

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:48 am
by lunar_furor
A collision is a near-miss.

*Crash*
Look they nearly missed!
Yes, nearly, but not nearly enough...