you know..accessing ASDF
Where keja lives I think...
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[Full story]Arkannine wrote:Mexico is the only country in the world in which Mexicans are born.
Atom is true, or I am?!...
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[Full story]Arkannine wrote:Mexico is the only country in the world in which Mexicans are born.
I would've guessed...
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atomtengeralattjaro wrote:The Forums of ASDF turn, and Pages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Page that gave it birth comes again. On one Page, called the Six Hundred and Ninety Fifth Page by some, a Page yet to come, a Page long past, a post was made by atomtengeralattjaro. The post was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Forums of ASDF. But it was a beginning.
It was a question, not a statement... 
Quote of the TimePeriod:
[Full story]Arkannine wrote:Mexico is the only country in the world in which Mexicans are born.
I would still have guessed it...
Quote of the Ages:
atomtengeralattjaro wrote:The Forums of ASDF turn, and Pages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Page that gave it birth comes again. On one Page, called the Six Hundred and Ninety Fifth Page by some, a Page yet to come, a Page long past, a post was made by atomtengeralattjaro. The post was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Forums of ASDF. But it was a beginning.
One Galician says to the Other:
-Hey Manolo hand me another shampoo!
-But there is already one in the bathroom...
-Yah man, but this is for dry hair, and I already got it wet
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A Galician crosses in front of a store's window, and sees his reflection in the glass. So he wonders ALL DAY LONG "Where have I seen that guy from the store? From where do I know him?
That night already laying in his bed he keeps pondering, 'till he finally realizes.
FUCK! how can I be so stupid? He's the same guy who cuts his hair in front of me at the Hair Salon!
-Hey Manolo hand me another shampoo!
-But there is already one in the bathroom...
-Yah man, but this is for dry hair, and I already got it wet
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A Galician crosses in front of a store's window, and sees his reflection in the glass. So he wonders ALL DAY LONG "Where have I seen that guy from the store? From where do I know him?
That night already laying in his bed he keeps pondering, 'till he finally realizes.
FUCK! how can I be so stupid? He's the same guy who cuts his hair in front of me at the Hair Salon!
Follower and priest of the asdf-ism
First day and I got in the Wall of fame!
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First day and I got in the Wall of fame!
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W/E wrote:One Galician says to the Other:
-Hey Manolo hand me another shampoo!
-But there is already one in the bathroom...
-Yah man, but this is for dry hair, and I already got it wet
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A Galician crosses in front of a store's window, and sees his reflection in the glass. So he wonders ALL DAY LONG "Where have I seen that guy from the store? From where do I know him?
That night already laying in his bed he keeps pondering, 'till he finally realizes.
FUCK! how can I be so stupid? He's the same guy who cuts his hair in front of me at the Hair Salon!
Quote of the Ages:
atomtengeralattjaro wrote:The Forums of ASDF turn, and Pages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Page that gave it birth comes again. On one Page, called the Six Hundred and Ninety Fifth Page by some, a Page yet to come, a Page long past, a post was made by atomtengeralattjaro. The post was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Forums of ASDF. But it was a beginning.
...Atom discriminates mirrors...
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[Full story]Arkannine wrote:Mexico is the only country in the world in which Mexicans are born.
>.<
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atomtengeralattjaro wrote:The Forums of ASDF turn, and Pages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Page that gave it birth comes again. On one Page, called the Six Hundred and Ninety Fifth Page by some, a Page yet to come, a Page long past, a post was made by atomtengeralattjaro. The post was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Forums of ASDF. But it was a beginning.
I think you can adjust the same jokes to Ireland, Sweden, Belgium or France ppl...
There are various astronauts reunited at a NASA convention.
A Russian one says - We are going to send a rocket to Venus, to study it's atmosphere.
One from the USA says - We are going to put a radar on the Moon's orbit to fully study its surface, and half a meter beneath it.
A Galician says - We're going to send a rocket to the Sun...
In that moment everybody yells - But if you even try to get close to the Sun, the rocket will melt and you'll die!!!
the Galician answers - Well duh; we are not going to be stupid enough to send it during the daytime.
There are various astronauts reunited at a NASA convention.
A Russian one says - We are going to send a rocket to Venus, to study it's atmosphere.
One from the USA says - We are going to put a radar on the Moon's orbit to fully study its surface, and half a meter beneath it.
A Galician says - We're going to send a rocket to the Sun...
In that moment everybody yells - But if you even try to get close to the Sun, the rocket will melt and you'll die!!!
the Galician answers - Well duh; we are not going to be stupid enough to send it during the daytime.
Follower and priest of the asdf-ism
First day and I got in the Wall of fame!
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First day and I got in the Wall of fame!
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... Where does that Galician live?!...Quote of the TimePeriod:
[Full story]Arkannine wrote:Mexico is the only country in the world in which Mexicans are born.
Hehe, heard a similar one...
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atomtengeralattjaro wrote:The Forums of ASDF turn, and Pages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Page that gave it birth comes again. On one Page, called the Six Hundred and Ninety Fifth Page by some, a Page yet to come, a Page long past, a post was made by atomtengeralattjaro. The post was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Forums of ASDF. But it was a beginning.
Tell us!... 
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[Full story]Arkannine wrote:Mexico is the only country in the world in which Mexicans are born.
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And that is...
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[Full story]Arkannine wrote:Mexico is the only country in the world in which Mexicans are born.
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