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Re: Code v.s. Quote

Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Jun 16, 2016 8:05 pm

That is the best cereal ever.
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Re: Code v.s. Quote

Post by Uly » Thu Jun 16, 2016 8:06 pm

its like what jesus was talkin about when he said take, eat, this is my body givin onto you

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Re: Code v.s. Quote

Post by ThingerDudes » Thu Jun 16, 2016 8:38 pm

Anonymously Famous wrote:That is the best cereal ever.
French toast crunch? cookie crisp? the oreo cereal whatever that was called?
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Re: Code v.s. Quote

Post by Uly » Thu Jun 16, 2016 10:56 pm

Reeses puffs

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Re: Code v.s. Quote

Post by assdef » Fri Jun 17, 2016 12:55 am

Reeses? Pshaw! It's just unhealthy Kix. An old, bearded man waving his index finger at you while slightly shaking his cane and muttering something.
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Re: Code v.s. Quote

Post by Uly » Fri Jun 17, 2016 2:48 am

Heath bars are for old people like yourself

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Re: Code v.s. Quote

Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri Jul 01, 2016 10:54 pm

assdef wrote:Reeses? Pshaw! It's just unhealthy Kix. An old, bearded man waving his index finger at you while slightly shaking his cane and muttering something.
Kix may not be as healthy as you think it is.
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Re: Code v.s. Quote

Post by Uly » Tue Jul 05, 2016 6:02 pm

can i kix it?

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Re: Code v.s. Quote

Post by ThingerDudes » Tue Jul 05, 2016 7:02 pm

Yes you can!
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Re: Code v.s. Quote

Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:33 pm

Kid tested, Bob the Builder approved.
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Re: Code v.s. Quote

Post by assdef » Wed Jul 06, 2016 3:46 am

Any cereal where the first ingredient on the list of ingredients in the nutrition section is not sugar (or some variant of sugar, like corn syrup) is healthy. Kix only has 3 grams of sugar per serving, which is incredibly low for a kids cereal.

My other favorite cereals include Cheerios and Rice Krispies. Not many children enjoy breakfast time at Uncle Assdef's.
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Re: Code v.s. Quote

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jul 06, 2016 7:21 am

Assnieces and assnephews?
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Re: Code v.s. Quote

Post by assdef » Wed Jul 06, 2016 6:16 pm

Yes, the whole assfamily.
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Re: Code v.s. Quote

Post by Uly » Wed Jul 06, 2016 7:04 pm

Assuming they can make it

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Re: Code v.s. Quote

Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Jul 07, 2016 6:32 pm

assdef wrote:Any cereal where the first ingredient on the list of ingredients in the nutrition section is not sugar (or some variant of sugar, like corn syrup) is healthy. Kix only has 3 grams of sugar per serving, which is incredibly low for a kids cereal.

My other favorite cereals include Cheerios and Rice Krispies. Not many children enjoy breakfast time at Uncle Assdef's.
Rice Krispies are good for making Rice Krispies treats.
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Re: Code v.s. Quote

Post by assdef » Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:55 pm

Blech. I hate Rice Krispies treats.
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Re: Code v.s. Quote

Post by ThingerDudes » Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:00 am

I think that makes you a terrible person. Sorry dude it's in the constitution.
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Re: Code v.s. Quote

Post by assdef » Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:12 am

I DEMAND A CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION!

Assdef's Constitutional Convention Agenda
Item 1: remove the Rice Krispies Treats clause.

Item 2: Repeal the Second Amendment.

Item 3: Adjourn.
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Re: Code v.s. Quote

Post by ThingerDudes » Fri Jul 08, 2016 12:37 am

oh wow dude you can't just discard the very foundations that this country was built on. The rice krispies treats clause is fundamental to the way of life here. It's the way it's always been and it's the way it's always gonna be whether you like it or not.
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Re: Code v.s. Quote

Post by Uly » Fri Jul 08, 2016 2:13 pm

What about the second amendment?

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