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A Revived Revival of the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by assdef » Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:09 pm

Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii?

Or just a low 'ha'?

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Re: A Revived Revival of the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Ivokyuftaf6666 » Tue Apr 20, 2021 4:34 pm

Hawaii is kawaii! :smile:

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Post by Froggychum » Tue Apr 20, 2021 5:09 pm

Not exactly a joke, but "mele kalikimaka" is the closest you can get to saying "merry christmas" in hawaiian!
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Post by Ivokyuftaf6666 » Tue Apr 20, 2021 5:46 pm

Does the entire Hawaii have its own "Ha"-way, or only its highway? :smile:

*"Ha"-way means way of saying "Ha", i. e. of laughing. :smile:
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Apr 21, 2021 9:46 am

Ha, why not?
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Post by Froggychum » Wed Apr 21, 2021 5:21 pm

Economic reasons.
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Post by assdef » Fri Apr 23, 2021 11:49 pm

What do you call a chicken that stares at some lettuce?

A chicken sees her salad
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Post by Froggychum » Sat Apr 24, 2021 6:33 pm

What do you call a stick of bubblegum injected with animal cells?

An amalgam (animal gum)

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Post by Ml08180 » Thu May 06, 2021 3:48 pm

Why couldn't 32766 ride the rollercoaster?

Too short.
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Post by Froggychum » Thu May 06, 2021 4:56 pm

Is this a math joke?

Those don't count!
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Post by Ml08180 » Thu May 06, 2021 8:46 pm

It was a computer joke, give it some time to process
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