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Re: The Nocturnal Thread

Post by Froggychum » Thu May 19, 2022 11:07 pm

Thanks, atomtengeralattjaro of asdfforums.com!

I followed your advice and spent several weeks consuming galons of pure citric acid and repeatedly losing consciousness!

And to my great surprise, on the 43rd day of this routine I woke up to the horrible sensation of thousands of tineola bisselliella swarming out of my body. I quickly opened up my innards and ferociously cleaned them with soap and water, and now all degenerate delusions of being a moth myself have vanished from my head! My girlfriend will finally speak to me again!

Anyway, if it were not for you I would have kept living like that until grandmother performed her regular spring cleaning, which involves many many mothballs... If my condition had persisted this long, there could have been lasting consequences for my health, not to mention I would have missed the birth of my third daughter due to being enthralled by nearby bright lights!

Sincere thanks again for saving my relationship with my family, and most of all stopping me from becoming a digusting moth-creature!!!

PS --> Just FYI my father may have been a gychum frog , but my mother was actually a galchum toad so I am technically a gygalchum fraud but don't worry about it because it is an easy mistake to make just by looking at my profile pic!!
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Re: The Nocturnal Thread

Post by Evai » Thu May 19, 2022 11:19 pm

This is my first time posting in this thread



If there is dark mode, it should only ever be enabled for this thread but nowhere else, to encourage engagement with the content
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Re: The Nocturnal Thread

Post by Froggychum » Thu May 19, 2022 11:46 pm

poopie
ha farts
big stinkers and
boobs too


Sorry I dropped my funny bucket
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Re: The Nocturnal Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri May 20, 2022 7:12 am

Froggychum wrote:
Thu May 19, 2022 11:07 pm
Sincere thanks again for saving my relationship with my family, and most of all stopping me from becoming a digusting moth-creature!!!
Don't mention it*.


*this is what they call a "figure of speech", just clearing that up so that it doesn't get misinterpreted as some kind of a request for you to time travel and un-mention something

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This is my first time posting in this thread



If there is dark mode, it should only ever be enabled for this thread but nowhere else, to encourage engagement with the content
there is no content
(also, pls do not get engaged with engaged to content unless you and the content have known each other for a good while and are certain you want to spend the rest of your lives together)

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Sorry I dropped my funny bucket
And who's going to clean that up, young lad?!
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Re: The Nocturnal Thread

Post by Froggychum » Fri May 20, 2022 1:39 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
Fri May 20, 2022 7:12 am
Don't mention it*.


*this is what they call a "figure of speech", just clearing that up so that it doesn't get misinterpreted as some kind of a request for you to time travel and un-mention something
*slowly puts away time travel toaster oven*
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there is no content
(also, pls do not get engaged with content unless you and the content have known each other for a good while and are certain you want to spend the rest of your lives together)
I think hookup culture is okay as long as all content parties involved consent
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And who's going to clean that up, young lad?!
The cleaning fairy, obviously :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Re: The Nocturnal Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri May 20, 2022 4:12 pm

Froggychum wrote:
Fri May 20, 2022 1:39 pm
atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
Fri May 20, 2022 7:12 am
there is no content
(also, pls do not get engaged with content unless you and the content have known each other for a good while and are certain you want to spend the rest of your lives together)
I think hookup culture is okay as long as all content parties involved consent
Of course. What I was trying to say was "engaged to" instead of "engaged with". English is nasty sometimes.
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*slowly puts away time travel toaster oven*
I'm sure that thing is fine, all it can do is toast time traveling bread, what's the harm in that... :cxface:
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Re: The Nocturnal Thread

Post by Evai » Fri May 20, 2022 5:34 pm

I'M DONEY WITH THE FUNNY
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Re: The Nocturnal Thread

Post by Froggychum » Fri May 20, 2022 5:39 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
Fri May 20, 2022 4:12 pm
English is nasty sometimes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8zWWp0akUU

warning - NSFL (not safe for linguists)
atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
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I'm sure that thing is fine, all it can do is toast time traveling bread, what's the harm in that...
Movie trailer concept:

*brooding voiceover plays over wasteland while dramatic music increases in urgency* I tried to warn them! But those fools they wouldn't listen! They were so caught up with if they could do it, they never stopped to think if they should!! And now...

*music base drop*
*scenery of giant toast monsters massacring US soldiers in a post-acopalyptic Miami*

Also must include an obscenely unsubtle and gratuitously lengthy shot of a car exploding, with the brand (which on a totally unrelated note financed ten percent of the movie) clearly in view the entire time. Also every aspect of the scene is CGI from the fire to the car itself.
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Re: The Nocturnal Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat May 21, 2022 1:56 pm

*grabs overpriced popcorn*
*accidentally spills half of it on dirty floor*
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Re: The Nocturnal Thread

Post by Froggychum » Sat May 21, 2022 11:18 pm

Painfully relatable :evil2:
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Re: The Nocturnal Thread

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Re: The Nocturnal Thread

Post by Froggychum » Sun May 22, 2022 3:28 pm

Oh my god its michael jordan
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Re: The Nocturnal Thread

Post by Evai » Sun May 22, 2022 10:05 pm

23 is number 1
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Re: The Nocturnal Thread

Post by Froggychum » Mon May 23, 2022 6:10 am

my favorite baseball player
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Re: The Nocturnal Thread

Post by Evai » Mon May 23, 2022 7:24 pm

He also plays frisbee in his spare time
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Re: The Nocturnal Thread

Post by Froggychum » Mon May 23, 2022 7:47 pm

The craziest part is that he plays it with only himself. People called him 'an idiot' and 'destined to fail' but it turns out he is just really really fast
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Re: The Nocturnal Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon May 23, 2022 8:14 pm

I would like to formally apologize for the times when I posted in this thread outside of the legally allowed 10 pm to 6 am timeframe.
My defence (or alternatively, in some jurisdictions, defense) is that at the time of those posts I forgot the rules.

(My lawyers said I shouldn't say anything without my lawyers present, but I didn't know what present to get them.)
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Re: The Nocturnal Thread

Post by Evai » Mon May 23, 2022 9:26 pm

I usually don't feel like posting when it's night time and I respect the threads boundaries. Unlike some people
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Re: The Nocturnal Thread

Post by assdef » Mon May 23, 2022 11:51 pm

It's always nighttime somewhere!

fucking time zones. how do they work??
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Re: The Nocturnal Thread

Post by Froggychum » Tue May 24, 2022 6:19 am

i totally forgot too!

well, its 2 am now [just woke up] so lemme take this chance to say im not sorry and i will do it again
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