The Thread of Conspiracies

[Ml08180]

Why don't dishwashers have see-through fronts like laundry machines? What is the government hiding??

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Yes!
Did you know that washing machines used to not have see-through fronts either, and they only have them now due to the tireless efforts of the washing machine transparency civil disobedience movement of the 1980s?

[Ml08180]

Who could forget the streets, slick with lies, deceit, and two inches of laundry detergent as far as the eyes could see?

[vraiment]

maybe is because after a lot of time they get nasty, believe me

[Ml08180]

if you spill soap where soap isn't supposed to go, does that make something dirty

[vraiment]

yeah, because you are not supposed to leave soap hanging around, you are supposed to use it to scrub things

[atomtengeralattjaro]

That's what the government wants you to think. [/universally applicable reply for this topic]

[ThingerDudes]

the government just wants you to think it's behind all the conspiracy theories so that they appear more competent than they actually are. The real culprit is just human hubris and inability to function in a group larger than about 50 or so

[atomtengeralattjaro]

That's what the galaxy brain wants you to think.

[Ml08180]

All hail the galactic brain

[vraiment]

I'll only hail a goverment, not a galactic brain

[Ml08180]

They're one and the same in our upcoming space-brain theocracy

[assdog]

sometimes. the ball is thrown. but the thrower still has it.

magic!

[ThingerDudes]

that's why you should demand that the thrower never takes the ball and demand only throws

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Infinite ball supply!
That is at least 4 balls.

[vraiment]

I'm very tempted to mention an old meme but won't

[atomtengeralattjaro]

How old is it?
Very old?
...
Old as balls?

[vraiment]

it has touch and balls