The Thread of Conspiracies

All things asdf (and anything else)
Post Reply
User avatar
Ml08180
JKL;'s Nightmare
JKL;'s Nightmare
Posts: 9782
Joined: Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:27 pm

The Thread of Conspiracies

Post by Ml08180 » Wed Jul 08, 2020 5:56 pm

Why don't dishwashers have see-through fronts like laundry machines? What is the government hiding??
Image

User avatar
atomtengeralattjaro
Site Admin
Site Admin
Posts: 35407
Joined: Wed May 23, 2007 3:43 pm
Location: green
Contact:

Re: The Thread of Conspiracies

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Jul 09, 2020 7:36 am

Yes!
Did you know that washing machines used to not have see-through fronts either, and they only have them now due to the tireless efforts of the washing machine transparency civil disobedience movement of the 1980s?
Ivokyuftaf6666 wrote:Awesome Site, Delivering Fun
Image

User avatar
Ml08180
JKL;'s Nightmare
JKL;'s Nightmare
Posts: 9782
Joined: Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:27 pm

Re: The Thread of Conspiracies

Post by Ml08180 » Thu Jul 09, 2020 2:39 pm

Who could forget the streets, slick with lies, deceit, and two inches of laundry detergent as far as the eyes could see?
Image

User avatar
vraiment
JKL;'s Nightmare
JKL;'s Nightmare
Posts: 9380
Joined: Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:35 am

Re: The Thread of Conspiracies

Post by vraiment » Thu Jul 09, 2020 11:50 pm

maybe is because after a lot of time they get nasty, believe me :oops: :oops: :embarrassed: :embarrassed:
Image

User avatar
Ml08180
JKL;'s Nightmare
JKL;'s Nightmare
Posts: 9782
Joined: Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:27 pm

Re: The Thread of Conspiracies

Post by Ml08180 » Fri Jul 10, 2020 3:13 pm

if you spill soap where soap isn't supposed to go, does that make something dirty :??:
Image

User avatar
vraiment
JKL;'s Nightmare
JKL;'s Nightmare
Posts: 9380
Joined: Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:35 am

Re: The Thread of Conspiracies

Post by vraiment » Sat Jul 11, 2020 2:59 am

yeah, because you are not supposed to leave soap hanging around, you are supposed to use it to scrub things
Image

User avatar
atomtengeralattjaro
Site Admin
Site Admin
Posts: 35407
Joined: Wed May 23, 2007 3:43 pm
Location: green
Contact:

Re: The Thread of Conspiracies

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Jul 11, 2020 9:01 am

That's what the government wants you to think. [/universally applicable reply for this topic]
Ivokyuftaf6666 wrote:Awesome Site, Delivering Fun
Image

User avatar
ThingerDudes
ASDF Warlord
ASDF Warlord
Posts: 20834
Joined: Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:12 am
Location: close enough.

Re: The Thread of Conspiracies

Post by ThingerDudes » Sun Jul 12, 2020 9:42 pm

the government just wants you to think it's behind all the conspiracy theories so that they appear more competent than they actually are. The real culprit is just human hubris and inability to function in a group larger than about 50 or so
Image

User avatar
atomtengeralattjaro
Site Admin
Site Admin
Posts: 35407
Joined: Wed May 23, 2007 3:43 pm
Location: green
Contact:

Re: The Thread of Conspiracies

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Jul 13, 2020 11:27 am

That's what the galaxy brain wants you to think.
Ivokyuftaf6666 wrote:Awesome Site, Delivering Fun
Image

User avatar
Ml08180
JKL;'s Nightmare
JKL;'s Nightmare
Posts: 9782
Joined: Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:27 pm

Re: The Thread of Conspiracies

Post by Ml08180 » Tue Jul 14, 2020 3:21 am

All hail the galactic brain
Image

User avatar
vraiment
JKL;'s Nightmare
JKL;'s Nightmare
Posts: 9380
Joined: Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:35 am

Re: The Thread of Conspiracies

Post by vraiment » Tue Jul 14, 2020 5:16 am

I'll only hail a goverment, not a galactic brain
Image

User avatar
Ml08180
JKL;'s Nightmare
JKL;'s Nightmare
Posts: 9782
Joined: Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:27 pm

Re: The Thread of Conspiracies

Post by Ml08180 » Tue Jul 14, 2020 2:15 pm

They're one and the same in our upcoming space-brain theocracy
Image

User avatar
assdog
ASDF-ville inhabitant
ASDF-ville inhabitant
Posts: 25
Joined: Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:13 pm

Re: The Thread of Conspiracies

Post by assdog » Wed Jul 15, 2020 12:35 am

sometimes. the ball is thrown. but the thrower still has it.

magic!

User avatar
ThingerDudes
ASDF Warlord
ASDF Warlord
Posts: 20834
Joined: Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:12 am
Location: close enough.

Re: The Thread of Conspiracies

Post by ThingerDudes » Wed Jul 15, 2020 5:52 pm

that's why you should demand that the thrower never takes the ball and demand only throws
Image

User avatar
atomtengeralattjaro
Site Admin
Site Admin
Posts: 35407
Joined: Wed May 23, 2007 3:43 pm
Location: green
Contact:

Re: The Thread of Conspiracies

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Jul 29, 2020 1:29 pm

Infinite ball supply!
That is at least 4 balls.
Ivokyuftaf6666 wrote:Awesome Site, Delivering Fun
Image

User avatar
vraiment
JKL;'s Nightmare
JKL;'s Nightmare
Posts: 9380
Joined: Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:35 am

Re: The Thread of Conspiracies

Post by vraiment » Thu Jul 30, 2020 7:07 am

I'm very tempted to mention an old meme but won't
Image

User avatar
atomtengeralattjaro
Site Admin
Site Admin
Posts: 35407
Joined: Wed May 23, 2007 3:43 pm
Location: green
Contact:

Re: The Thread of Conspiracies

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Jul 30, 2020 12:49 pm

How old is it?
Very old?
...
Old as balls?
Ivokyuftaf6666 wrote:Awesome Site, Delivering Fun
Image

User avatar
vraiment
JKL;'s Nightmare
JKL;'s Nightmare
Posts: 9380
Joined: Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:35 am

Re: The Thread of Conspiracies

Post by vraiment » Fri Jul 31, 2020 5:56 am

it has touch and balls
Image

Post Reply