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assdef is ded

Post by assdog » Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:22 am

he was spending. too much time at home. so i ate him.

woof!

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:42 am

Ouch. Well, you'll need to poop him out soon so he can take you for a walk! I'm sure he learned his lesson.
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Post by Shai'tan » Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:15 pm

That's a shame, but at least we have assdog here to keep us company.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:37 pm

*pets assdog*
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Post by assdog » Thu Apr 09, 2020 2:35 pm

*wags tail*

i just realized. i can poop in the house. no more assdef to yell at me.

i am a good girl!

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Apr 10, 2020 9:14 am

but he could yell at you from inside your belly, wouldn't that be bad?
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Post by vraiment » Mon Apr 13, 2020 5:43 pm

I always thought the second s in the name was a typo... Now I see...
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Post by assdog » Fri May 08, 2020 2:04 am

the house now smells. a lot like poop. i need someone to clean it up.

i tried to eat some. but then i vomited. now the house smells like vomitpoop.

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Post by vraiment » Fri May 08, 2020 10:14 pm

are you ok in there?
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Post by assdog » Wed Jul 15, 2020 12:39 am

i have survived on. all of the food. assdef had in this house. so much food.

i do not know why. i was ever hungry. before.

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Post by MasterPanda » Mon Jul 20, 2020 5:42 am

nothing is complete until the assdog is here to accompany us

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Post by vraiment » Tue Jul 21, 2020 4:42 am

I'm afraid of assdog
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Post by assdef » Wed Oct 28, 2020 4:05 pm

I am to understand that my dog has been pretending that she ate me. This, you should know, is false. While I am impressed her little paws could operate the keyboard to my computer and log in to this Web site without opposable thumbs or without knowing what the InterWeb is, I have admonished her for being an InterWeb troll and she promises not to do that anymore and will instead be a good girl.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Oct 29, 2020 1:45 pm

Oh, I thought she pooped you out finally.
In any case, welcome back.
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Post by Froggychum » Fri Oct 30, 2020 4:43 pm

I wouldn't be surprised if my cat started playing on the computer after I go to bed at night. That's why I always shut it off!

Like, have you seen how many videos there are of cats laying on keyboards and doing anything from hitting send on an e-mail, to accidentally accessing the nuclear launch protocols?

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Re: assdef is ded

Post by vraiment » Sat Nov 21, 2020 7:03 pm

so is the second 's' in your name just a typo or is it intentional?
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Post by assdef » Mon Nov 23, 2020 1:46 am

assdef is spelled A-S-S-D-E-F
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Post by vraiment » Mon Nov 23, 2020 9:02 am

that doesn't answer my question
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Nov 24, 2020 2:50 pm

It was probably an intentional accident.
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Post by ThingerDudes » Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:44 pm

it was probably a result of a spontaneous entropy decrease in which moment all of the particles in the universe arranged themselves in a way where there was a second s in the name instead of being just one or possible more than 2

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