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assdef is ded

Post by assdog » Mon Apr 06, 2020 12:22 am

he was spending. too much time at home. so i ate him.

woof!

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:42 am

Ouch. Well, you'll need to poop him out soon so he can take you for a walk! I'm sure he learned his lesson.
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Post by Shai'tan » Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:15 pm

That's a shame, but at least we have assdog here to keep us company.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Apr 06, 2020 8:37 pm

*pets assdog*
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Post by assdog » Thu Apr 09, 2020 2:35 pm

*wags tail*

i just realized. i can poop in the house. no more assdef to yell at me.

i am a good girl!

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Apr 10, 2020 9:14 am

but he could yell at you from inside your belly, wouldn't that be bad?
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Post by vraiment » Mon Apr 13, 2020 5:43 pm

I always thought the second s in the name was a typo... Now I see...
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Post by assdog » Fri May 08, 2020 2:04 am

the house now smells. a lot like poop. i need someone to clean it up.

i tried to eat some. but then i vomited. now the house smells like vomitpoop.

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Post by vraiment » Fri May 08, 2020 10:14 pm

are you ok in there?
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Re: assdef is ded

Post by assdog » Wed Jul 15, 2020 12:39 am

i have survived on. all of the food. assdef had in this house. so much food.

i do not know why. i was ever hungry. before.

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Post by MasterPanda » Mon Jul 20, 2020 5:42 am

nothing is complete until the assdog is here to accompany us

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Re: assdef is ded

Post by vraiment » Tue Jul 21, 2020 4:42 am

I'm afraid of assdog
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