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[Userlvg]

I thought if this earlier, if cheese comes from the moon(and probably only Swiss) and I brought eggs up there to make a omelette, could I also make eggs sunny side up?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

sure, but only on the sunny side of the moon
for two weeks you could make a lot of sunny side ups (sunny sides up? sunnies side up?), but then for two weeks it would be just cold dark eggs.

[Kellizaber]

No refrigeration needed!

[atomtengeralattjaro]

eggcellent.
this reminds me of this best tweet.

[Kellizaber]

That got me. I'm going to practice that acronym and see how I do every morning. You can never have enough eggs!

[assdef]

INDEED. WE MUST HARVEST THE EGGS.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

all hail the egg tree

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[Userlvg]

Sitting here on my bed typing I looked down to see my bed sheet flaunting a label at me that read "Queen", as of now it's the only communication that has taken place between me and my bed sheet.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

Not very talkative. Did it mean like "Yas Queen!", or was it just idly ruminating on the concept of monarchy? We may never know.
I bet bedsheets are good listeners though.

[Userlvg]

I think it meant it in a good way, I'm still trying to figure out my trash can which reads "simple human" on the top. I get the feeling of the borg from star trek.

[atomtengeralattjaro]

It's a simple human task to throw the trash in the trashcan

[Userlvg]

INDEED. WE MUST HARVEST THE EGGS.

Happy Birthday! By now you should be cooking with eggs, unless the eggs you seek harvest are out worldly!

It's a simple human task to throw the trash in the trashcan

I feel like I should find my Mr. Coffee a Mrs.