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[Froggychum]

format explanation lesson #1

da red

[huantian]

Why is "da" spelled "da"?

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[atomtengeralattjaro]

because duh

[Froggychum]

that's exactly what i would've wrote. did you steal my shitposting handbook, or did you get the same one when you signed up?

[atomtengeralattjaro]

uh, yeah, I, uh, pirated the pdf of the handbook.

[Froggychum]

HEY ANYONE WANNA PLAY FORTNITE BATTLE ROYALE?

good, now that the government stopped listening, where'd you find it?

[huantian]

did you know im alive?

[vraiment]

did you know im alive?

That's a nice kiwi you have there

[atomtengeralattjaro]

*half a kiwi

[assdef]

Kiwis that aren't cut in half are basically short-haired coconuts:

[vraiment]

Kiwis that aren't cut in half are basically short-haired coconuts:

Except if you get hit by a kiwi in the head, you don’t die

[assdef]

You will die if the kiwi is thrown hard enough.

Speaking of...happy belated Day of the Dead/Día de Muertos everyone!

[vraiment]

You will die if the kiwi is thrown hard enough.

Speaking of...happy belated Day of the Dead/Día de Muertos everyone!

You didn't said "de LOS"!!!!! I'm so happy!!!!!!

[assdef]

That's right. Me no like no definite articles no more.

[huantian]

Kiwis that aren't cut in half are basically short-haired coconuts:

Except if you get hit by a kiwi in the head, you don’t die

Also "kiwi" is the name of a bird and when i was trying to find the image, i found the bird and I was like did I spell kiwi incorrectly.

woooooooooooooo

[atomtengeralattjaro]

It's only a matter of time before somebody engineers a kiwi fruit that hatches into a kiwi bird (but only in New Zealand).

[vraiment]

It's only a matter of time before somebody engineers a kiwi fruit that hatches into a kiwi bird (but only in New Zealand).

That would be actually cool

[sNOOTles]

has thou dined in thy House of Thanos

[vraiment]

nope, but I hungry, can I come in?

[I_Am_The_900thASDFer]

PLEASE MAKE ALiVE