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The Shrines

Post by Froggychum » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:53 pm

AnonymouslyFamous' Shrine
Anon has an invisible shrine hidden deep in Area ??? (if you know please tell me), somewhere under the Bermuda Triangle. It is one headquarter's of Anonymous, and the only HQ of the celebrity-printing project, made for the hackers to test fame levels when sucking the blood of celebrities and the gossip of their photo shoots. Anonymous has made a formula for keeping secretive and being hidden, but for now, they are keeping that formula secret

Atomtengeralattjaro's Shrine
Atom's shrine is a longer story, it all begins long ago, in Greek times, the Atomists were a group of philosophers, or at least that was their disguise... They were in fact worshippers of the ancient cult of Itibiti, the demonic goddess of little small things. They were given a prophecy telling of the coming of Atom, and that this submarine would bring a time of really small shit for all those who believed. They underwent cryofreeze (yeah, that technology in those times is a whole 'nother story) and set the time to awaken once the messiah was spotted.
Skip to Atom's birth, the frozen Atomists awoken, and devout themselves to him, although he could not know until he was ready. How they decided when he became ready, nobody knows. But some say it came around the same time the Daily Froggo began press...
The Atomists now worship him openly, and have constructed a huge temple, spanning aeons and lightmilleniums, collapsed into an electron, floating around one of the atoms of Hydrogen in that blonde celebrity nobody remember's hair highlights. No, this does not make a black hole, because science

ThingerDudes' Shrine
The Shrine of ThingerDudes is one of devout purple worship. All his seven temples have purple floors, roofs, walls, and ceilings. The accents and decor or purple too: Rugs, blinds, drapes, carpets. The pews and altars are as well! Even the
windows are tinted and stained to the glorious color. These 7 shrines are connected by a wifi network which would take months of work for even the devout hackers of Anonymous to break through! The wi-fi's name is uknown, but it is surely written in an alien language

Keja's Shrine
Keja has the largest shrine (note: but not big enough to make people think he is compensating for anything) and this is not counting Atom's, which is by all technicalities, much smaller. Keja's shrine is located far in the Outer Rim of the Milky Way, it is a beloved tavern and resort for all diverse kinds of Space Cowboys! Even the shrine wears a hat! There are also rental horses for cowboys in need of a lift home after a night of getting wasted on Shamrock Shakes. Purple roses

Cyan's Shrine
A large shrine, but not as large as Keja's, it is surrounded by a moat of fries

Ivokyuftaf6666's Shrine
A large shrine located on the seaside beach, an all-year-round vacation resort house! the sea breeze drifts through the open patio windows with seasalt mixed inside, as does the smell of the nearby Ivo Bakery, which sells meatballs and chocolate cookies (technically part of Ivo's shrine)
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Apr 04, 2018 8:37 am

:o
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Awesome :o
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Post by keja » Wed Apr 04, 2018 3:12 pm

:o Astounding!
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Post by Froggychum » Wed Apr 04, 2018 5:33 pm

:P :) :D grateful!
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:16 pm

*adds location to profile*
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Post by Froggychum » Thu Apr 05, 2018 6:57 pm

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Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:35 pm

It's as good a place to be as any.
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Post by Froggychum » Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:59 pm

that is pretty true, i mean pro / cons right?
pros: no tyranny, no famine, no war, no prejudice
cons: no air

yeah seems #worth
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Post by cyan » Fri Apr 06, 2018 1:00 am

can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

large shrine with a side of fries please
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Post by Froggychum » Fri Apr 06, 2018 1:03 pm

yup see OP
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Apr 06, 2018 2:11 pm

cyan wrote:large shrine with a side of fries please
why not a
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Re: The Shrines

Post by Froggychum » Fri Apr 06, 2018 5:24 pm

i don't understand. If you're too scared to ask for a shrine, just say Swashbuckling and then put your keywords to describe your shrine into parentheses
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:22 pm

Area ??? gets its air imported from the finest sources of air.
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Post by Froggychum » Fri Apr 06, 2018 6:58 pm

please! I didn't know!
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri Apr 06, 2018 8:20 pm

Now you know. And knowing is half the battle!
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Post by Froggychum » Fri Apr 06, 2018 8:42 pm

is the other half gonna hurt?
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri Apr 06, 2018 8:44 pm

One radio station DJ once asked the question "If knowing is half the battle, is not knowing the other half?"
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Post by Froggychum » Fri Apr 06, 2018 8:46 pm

that's a good question, and i suppose answering that would be the other half... but save a couple percent for the actual part where you lose your life and kill others, that is also a pretty large part of battles/war
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri Apr 06, 2018 8:50 pm

Battles of wits don't often end in death. When they do, though, you'd better hope that you've built up an immunity to iocaine powder.
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