Oh hey there's a new person, HI FRIEND, welcome!
Uly: hmmm... good idea... I mean, nothing...
Challenge #1: Sculpture Challenge
desc: Everyone will compete to see who can make the best Sculpture.
Attention! The rules are very simple, MAKE A SCULPTURE... Now... some more details: You have the option between these 3 materials, YOU MUST USE 1, and ONLY 1!
... Good. Now your materials are the following: Wax, Clay, Marble
This event will be done INDIVIUDALLY, or in a team of 2... so A PARTNERSHIP
You have 1 minute to tell me which materials your using, and who's in your team
Clock starts jabbering super quickly about everything she wants
Clock: IAWJEDSK AISDI NSIOXH VKW;FPOAKSHDKFP;SDBJ SDJF ?!?!DSD?V?R@$?FWER?
Salt starts being a bitch like normal: "Uggh, WAHT DO I WANT? how DARE you, ask A LADY such A PRIVATE
salt: "I HAVVE RIGHT IN MY MIND TO NOT BREAK YOUR NECK!! Auuugh! I cant
salt:"WELL ILL TELL YOU, I WANT TO USE THE FINEST GOLD, AND I WANT ALL THE TIME, NO LIMIT!!, also IF YOUR SMART, you better believe THAT I WILL HAVE 500 SLAVES, HOT HOT , MALE SLAVES TO WORK FOR ME!!!"
salt:"And, its GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL!! You'll GIVE ME THE WWARD... or ILL SCREAAAMAMMMM DSOOOOO LOUUDDD"
salt:"And, then , Ill be A PRINCESS
LIKE DADDY ALWAYS SAID ID BE!!!!
meanwhile others are more... not bitchy?
yeah thats right.
fishing rod is like "hmmm.. what should I paint.. UGh this is hard..."
toy train nudges her and tells her "be mah partnut? Pleeze?"
she agrees and pats his tummy.
wool cloth is too shocked to say a word, You know, after he almost died.... wow poor doosh.
fresh bread is too stoned to realise anything
"That;s so m e gooodd Graaai--hh-h-h-hhhh-nnn-n--n-n- AHHAHHh yeehhh"
sunglasses goes up to steak, and says "Be my partner, loser!" and punches him..
That was a mistake..
I WILL KILL YOU FOR THE PAIN YOU'VE CAUSED ME...
sunglasses walks away... slowly...
Steak continues screeching in horror. HORRORBLE HORROR.
poor steak, such aginy is his life.
over yonder, EZCheese iss still indulging himself full of fakedairy
he has type 1-7 cancer. sad isnt it?
Sunglasses goes over to Smoothie, and goes "Be my partner faggot", Smoothie "hey, man You just asked to be my "partner
smoothie "So technically, YOURE THE FAGGOT
sunglasses says "I wonder, how sensitive your STRAW is little child..."
smoothie nods and says "ok ill be your partner.. Dont hurt me ples"
sunglasses "we'll see, maybe if we win, I wont hurt you... but otherwise... WELL... accidents happen.. dont they?"
smoothie wimpers in scaredness
eventually, frod and toytrain decide to use the material: Wax.
sunglasses forces smoothie into sayig they will use Marble
a few secs later: "YOUR CHALLENGE NOW BEGINS
Team 1: Fishing Rod, and Toy Train
Team 2: Sunglasses and Smoothie
The rest of you will be going solo
salt :"THAT NOT FAIR!!! I AM IIIIIMMMPOOORRTTTAATATATANNNNTTT
salt "EVERYONE LOVES
shut up bitch, and make art
salt reacts like you think she would... Totally like a bitch.
OH MY GOD FOR GODS SAKE, YOU WANT A PARTNER??? WELL HERE YOU GO, BITCH
**salt has been teamed up with Clock
salt:" I QUIT"
Oh really... Well there's nothing I can do... you win...
salt:"HAHAHA YOU BIG IDIO-!!"
Never mind, I CAN PUT YOU IN THE TORTURE PIT OF ULTIMATE SUFFERING
salt suffered so horribly, I would have to be on 4chan to say the words that describe herpain...
really, even SHE doesnt deserve it
actually nvm i a narcissist so yeah she does.
stupid bich. (there are OTHER words I could be using, rn , but dont tellher that, she'd probs lecture me for a week GOD I HATE MY CREATION)
--Challenge coming soon - IKR im lazy jerk sorry
CHALLENGE HAS ARRIVED!!
FishingRod: C'mon Train, let's mold some wax!
Train: AHHH YEEHH
they begin working
meanwhile Salt is not part of the challenge, SHE IS IN THE SUFFERING PIT
Cant even say what she's going through
It would be despicably inhumane to even imply that THIS COULD HAPPEN IN ANY WORLD
the fact that I have a a fake reality where it IS happening
well, I ACTUALLY deserve to die painfully IRL
i know... it's that bad
Shell never be right again
i hate her
Anyway, Sunglasses is like: SMOOTHIE START WORKING, BUILD ME A COMFY SEAT!
smoothie: "Marble is hard and painful, How can I make something comfy out of that?"
Sunglasses takes a stone and beats him up for a few minutes
fresh bread is still smoking grain
Clock is running around screaming scaredly
Wool is still spasming
Steak is screaming horrificly
ezcheese is still gluttonizing
eventually EZCheese has a....
ezcheese SCREAMS IN PAIN, PUNCTUATING ALL OTHER SCREAMS
his noise is so GUTTURAL AND GRUMBLY, SUCH PAIN, SO HORROR
except sunglasses "Oh, fattie has a tummy ache? HAHA You big bastard, YOUR SO FAT, stop eating you plastic bullshit, and lay down and die
FAT ASS!! ahahahahah"
he laughs enragingly for a few moments until...
ezcheese punches him SO hard, it breaks one of his lenses
Sunglasses "Oh god!" he shrieks loudly
sunglasses "OH OH MY GOD, THAT HURTS A***B***C***D***E***F***G***H***I***J***K***L***M***
he yells ANGRILY "WHAT THE F@#%^&*??????"
!!!!m*th*rf*ck*r!!! HE RAGES
c****************!!!!!!!!!! MOTHERC*****SU@$%#ER THE FU&&&&&ING D%%%C***(*^%??a?wSDWe?fd
kidding jus went unconcious in agony
smoothie "Thanks man"
smoothie "Well, I should make my sculpture now..."
REMINDER: NO KILLING, ALSO YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES
after 15 minutes, fishrod and train have made a very interesting sculpture
Fish:"well, it's not perfect... But it will do"
fish"i appreciate your creativity Train
fish rod gasps, and then just goes wit it "Ok big guy sure"
steak screams so loud it echos and echos
eventually he pukes up 100 lbs of mucus and starts rolling in it against his will
"FALSVINBP OFIVSJ EBNDPFOI KILLME!!!!!
he begs for death but doesnt recieve it
he suffers horribly
wool finally gets up and twitches for 10 minutes
the realises there only 5 mins left, adn LOSES IT
you can use your imagination to fugure out what wool did, IT WAS KRAAZZY
mostly cus wool is wussy
ezcheese, with 3 mins left PUKES up 500 tons of cheese, and bashes his head into it, IT BLASTS IN THE AIR, AND DRY'S BEFORE IT HITS THE GROUND
Making a cool 3d artwork
He then takes a dump in the middle, IT GOES DOWN DOWN DOWN because his shit WAYS 4243580 tons average SO HEAVY
anyway, it goes DOWN!!
eventually i hits the barrier with a THUNK
and he then pukes a bunch of liquid cheese down the hole
the vibrations in the shield shoot the cheese up, and cause cracks in his GIANT work that has dried up to 200meters around
it BECOMES A...
eventually clock hits her head and goes unconsious
Bread passes out frrom drug use
MY AI WILL NOW JUDGE YOUR SCULPTURES
The following people have failed the test: Bread you fail, Salt you fail, Sunglasses... you should fail... but dont because smoothie did something, while still in your team... clock you FAIL... and Steak you-- Oh ... gross but it COULD be art... Your mucus has created a giant mess of hardened grossnuget BUT IT COUNTS
I WILL NOW JUDGE
RESULTS HAVE RETURNED.
sunglases & Smoothie: 7/10
Fishing Rod & Toy Train: 4/10 +2 retard bonus = 6/10
EZCheese: 5/10 +2 edibility +2 size = 9/10
Steak: 1/10 +3 suffering bonus = 4/10
EVERYONE WHO GOT 5 OR MORE PASSES
Steak you fail
Here are our winners: Fishing Rod & Toy Train: pass with 6/10, Sunglasses & Smoothie: pass with 7/10, and EZCheese you pass with 9/10
So you all pass
OUR FINAL WINNER IS: EZCheese!!
All failures will be beaten brutally, and then returned for a good nights sleep
Wiiners will be sent off to bed, with a cookie and milk
Failures get NO COOKIES
and our winner EZCheese: You have 2 options.
You can get a bonus on our next challenge
Our you can have an extra cookie
I STRONGLY URGE FOR THE BONUS
Now what will it be toda-??
EZCHEESE: "COOKIECOOKIECOOKIECOOKIECOOKIECOOKIECOOKIE NOWOWOWOWOWO"
And EZCheese got his cookie