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Happy Father's Day!

Post by assdef » Sun Jun 19, 2016 12:39 pm

I realize now we have a couple of fathers in this forum, so I hope you enjoy your day.

And as for the rest of you little brats, do your duty and thank your dad for donating sperm so you could, you know, EXIST.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Post by Uly » Sun Jun 19, 2016 6:58 pm

Hey I have a duck to raise

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Post by Shai'tan » Sun Jun 19, 2016 10:47 pm

We don't celebrate father's day on the same day as you, but happy father's day and thank you.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Post by Uly » Tue Jun 21, 2016 5:51 pm

When do you celebrate father's day?

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Post by Shai'tan » Wed Jun 22, 2016 6:08 pm

Second Sunday of November.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Post by Uly » Thu Jun 23, 2016 2:50 pm

Is there a Norwegian independence day?

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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Post by Evai » Thu Jun 23, 2016 10:03 pm

I don't think it's out in their cinemas yet
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Post by Uly » Thu Jun 23, 2016 10:36 pm

Speaking of which, why is Independence Day coming out on June 24th? That makes me so angry.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Post by assdef » Thu Jun 23, 2016 11:12 pm

You're probably too young to remember when the first Independence Day came out. An old, bearded man waving his index finger at you while slightly shaking his cane and muttering something. It actually released on July 2.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Jun 23, 2016 11:21 pm

back in assdef's time, independence day was dependence day.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Post by Shai'tan » Fri Jun 24, 2016 12:49 pm

Uly wrote:Is there a Norwegian independence day?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian ... tution_Day
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Post by assdef » Sat Jun 25, 2016 12:01 am

Shai was a russ! I remember that! He got to wear a really cool hat!!

Almost as cool as Norwegian Olympic Curling Pants:

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Post by Shai'tan » Sat Jun 25, 2016 8:57 am

Indeed! Those pants are still the coolest thing to happen in Curling.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Post by Kellizaber » Wed Jun 29, 2016 11:17 pm

I used to have a pair of those pants! I wore them to school once. Once.

Happy late Father's Day to all the fathers in all the land!
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri Jul 01, 2016 10:56 pm

Those are some pretty sweet pants.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Post by Uly » Tue Jul 05, 2016 6:01 pm

I have a pair of pants!

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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:27 pm

I do not own a skirt.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Post by assdef » Wed Jul 06, 2016 3:51 am

Uly wrote:I have a pair of pants!
Ha! That's British for underwear.
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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Post by Uly » Wed Jul 06, 2016 8:03 pm

Then what are underpants?

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Re: Happy Father's Day!

Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Jul 07, 2016 6:37 pm

Locale differences like that are one of the reasons that I have a job.
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