What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

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Re: What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Post by Uly » Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:04 am

gotta update this for simple assault but they didn't press charges so I just got off with a three day suspension
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Re: What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

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Re: What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Post by Uly » Thu Sep 27, 2018 12:47 pm

not really though considering that you don't have to physically touch someone to be charged with simple assault, and you can serve 2 years for it. I hate the American legal system.
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Re: What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Post by assdef » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:57 pm

Really?? Was it like a verbal assault? So I could have those 10-year-olds on the multiplayer RPGs who keep calling my mother a whore arrested??
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Sep 29, 2018 10:58 am

no but you could be arrested for letting 10 year olds play with your rocket propelled grenades, that is very dangerous, tsk tsk
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Re: What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Post by Greyson » Sat Sep 29, 2018 6:12 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
Sat Sep 29, 2018 10:58 am
no but you could be arrested for letting 10 year olds play with your rocket propelled grenades, that is very dangerous, tsk tsk
I would have loved to have that kind of toy as child.

And they would probably be fine... unless they are outside the 50m safety radius[citaton needed]
Assuming they play with the standard warheads.

For real fun I'd recommend the Panzerfaust 3 though.
Much more bang for it's buck.

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Re: What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Post by Ml08180 » Wed Oct 03, 2018 6:02 pm

Uly wrote:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 12:47 pm
not really though considering that you don't have to physically touch someone to be charged with simple assault, and you can serve 2 years for it. I hate the American legal system.
I'm pretty sure you have to actually touch someone for it to be assault, otherwise it's just harassment. That might vary state-to-state though
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Re: What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Post by keja » Wed Oct 03, 2018 6:31 pm

Is spitting on someone just harassment?
I feel like I heard somewhere that some place considers spitting on someone if you know you have an infectious disease assault, but I can't recall where.
Plus it might not be true.
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Re: What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Post by Ml08180 » Thu Oct 04, 2018 3:26 am

keja wrote:
Wed Oct 03, 2018 6:31 pm
Is spitting on someone just harassment?
I feel like I heard somewhere that some place considers spitting on someone if you know you have an infectious disease assault, but I can't recall where.
Plus it might not be true.
You could argue it in court, but you would have to show how it actually caused harm. The important part that the person filing the charges has to demonstrate to the court is that they were harmed, and if they were harmed that it was significant enough to justify the court taking action against the offender

Also, I looked at it a little bit more and it is possible to get charged with assault without touching someone but it's gotta show harm. For example, if you get in a yelling match on a bus with someone, that's not going to be assault because there wasn't any harm. Similarly, if you yell at someone on a bus, like absolutely scream at them while they try to walk away and follow them screaming, and as a result you do some real psychological damage to the person, that would be grounds for an assault charge

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Re: What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Post by keja » Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:50 am

That sounds fair enough to me though.
Assuming the law-people are honest, anyway. :?
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Re: What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Post by Ml08180 » Thu Oct 04, 2018 6:24 pm

keja wrote:
Thu Oct 04, 2018 4:50 am
Assuming the law-people are honest
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:26 am

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Re: What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

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Re: What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Post by keja » Sat Oct 06, 2018 3:05 pm

You old guys need to move on. 😤 😤 😤
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Re: What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Post by Ml08180 » Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:47 pm

keja wrote:
Sat Oct 06, 2018 3:05 pm
You old guys need to move on. 😤 😤 😤
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