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Re: What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Post by Froggychum » Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:07 pm

noice

save your money for a monthlong 4/20 in a few years man :3
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Post by Uly » Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:11 am

except someone stole it so now I'm out $30
don't do rugs

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Post by Froggychum » Sat Feb 10, 2018 3:56 pm

yea rugs are bad

drugs however are mildly acceptable

not rugs tho, they suck
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Post by Uly » Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:34 pm

not even nce

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Re: What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Post by assdef » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:26 pm

Although I, myself, never participated, I was witness to a defalcation scheme at my work.

Defalcation! Can you believe it?!
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Post by Froggychum » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:05 pm

How disgusting! Firing squad for all those commies!
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:39 pm

i'd rather have a watering squad
just a squad with water guns :)
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Post by Froggychum » Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:42 pm

that sounds awesome! Too good for commies!
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:33 pm

That reminds me of my very first Super Soaker... They weren't as cool as they are now, mind you, but in my mind, that Super Soaker was the coolest thing ever!
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Post by assdef » Tue Mar 06, 2018 3:24 am

Nostalgia points to AF on that one. For all of you whipper snappers out there, you have to realize what an incredible technological advancement a Super Soaker was.

Prior to the super soaker, all water guns pretty much looked like this:

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Then I think it was the late 80s, maybe early 90s, the original Super Soaker came out, and I think it was this:

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Now I know that probably looks stupid and simple to all of you, but do you understand the freakin' game changer this thing was?! You went from quick squirts of water that went maybe 10-15 feet, to a continuous stream of water that could drench someone from 50 feet away! Plus, look at how big the reservoir is on the Super Soaker! It holds the water of like 10 regular water guns!! So amazing. A true disruptor in the water gun market. Absolutely amazing.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:07 am

:D
Indeed, amazing accomplishment in the field of dihydrogen monoxide warfare.
Sadly still not on par with the phenomenal powers of The Hose ™ .
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Post by Shai'tan » Tue Mar 06, 2018 12:09 pm

I remember playing with water guns like those.
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:12 pm

Those tiny ones are still fun to get in multi-packs from the dollar store.

That Super Soaker looks identical to the one I got way back when. I used to run around shooting my siblings with it. It was great fun for all.
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Re: What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Post by asdfkumquat » Sun Mar 11, 2018 1:10 am

re: weed

underage drinking and smoking weed in general but especially on federal land
or maybe drawing a phallus in snow on somebody's windshield idk whats worse

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Re: What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Post by keja » Mon Mar 12, 2018 12:27 am

I don't really know whatr the degrees of illegality are
I suspect my most notorious crimes are digital media piracy though, since that's ripping off wealthy, influential people.
Unlike our dearest long orange, who only commits victimless crimes
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Mar 12, 2018 6:38 pm

I thought kumquat was straight edge or something like that
maybe that was before or after said "crimes"
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Re: What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Post by keja » Tue Mar 13, 2018 7:38 pm

It must be that awful rock music all the kids today are listening to.
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Re: What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Post by assdef » Wed Mar 14, 2018 12:18 pm

keja wrote:It must be that awful rock music all the kids today are listening to.
Worshipping the devil isn't "lit", guys. Nobody who smokes weed is your "fam", son.
Here, let me help with that: An old, bearded man waving his index finger at you while slightly shaking his cane and muttering something.
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Re: What is the most illegal thing you've ever done?

Post by Froggychum » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:08 pm

yeah satan is not even close to as lit as cthulhu
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Post by Shai'tan » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:58 pm

Cthulhu is awesome. I should really read more Lovecraft.
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