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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:28 am

assdef wrote:So your point is spot-on.
but points are just really small spots, so his spot is spot-on?
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Post by MTG09 » Mon Mar 24, 2014 6:06 pm

Is the spot on the spot. That makes Johnny a spot. Furthermore, a spot on a spot could entail a paradox of spots. Thus, polka.
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Post by ThingerDudes » Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:01 am

Spot is a dog's name.
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Post by MTG09 » Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:32 am

So are points puppies then?
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Post by assdef » Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:08 am

See Spot run.
Run, Spot, Run!
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Post by ThingerDudes » Tue Mar 25, 2014 3:13 am

Forrest Gump also runs sometimes.
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Post by MTG09 » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:22 am

But he ran with a purpose
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Mar 25, 2014 12:03 pm

i thought it was legs.
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Post by assdef » Wed Mar 26, 2014 1:19 am

Of course he ran with his legs. And it was in Alabama - no porpoises are native to Alabama. So he did not run with a porpoise.

Can porpoises even run?
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Post by ThingerDudes » Wed Mar 26, 2014 2:39 am

They can run in elections depending on the laws of the jurisdiction.
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Post by mynameisjustin » Wed Mar 26, 2014 6:01 pm

Can they run for Dictator?
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Post by MTG09 » Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:44 am

Only if they chase the old one out. Porpoises are unable to do that because of their stupid name. Only dolphins can.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Mar 27, 2014 9:35 pm

but when they succeed in running for dictator, they become adolphins.
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Post by ThingerDudes » Fri Mar 28, 2014 3:03 am

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Post by MTG09 » Sat Mar 29, 2014 9:39 pm

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Post by Buddster » Thu Apr 03, 2014 6:18 pm

"hey baby are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers. BLLLEEEEEHHHHHHH" (<---puking sounds)
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Apr 03, 2014 9:03 pm

that must work.

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Post by ThingerDudes » Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:06 am

do the ladies like this joe-ks.com place?
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Post by MTG09 » Fri Apr 04, 2014 11:38 am

Ladies hate joke websites. Proven fact.
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Post by Buddster » Fri Apr 04, 2014 12:36 pm

I don't really know how to respond to this...
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