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Post by assdef » Thu Sep 05, 2013 4:50 pm

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Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Sep 05, 2013 8:19 pm

Do you speak them all at once?
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:59 pm

Don't I?
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Re: Have you witnessed this madness?

Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:40 pm

Maybe you do. Maybe you don't.
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Re: Have you witnessed this madness?

Post by assdef » Fri Sep 06, 2013 3:14 am

There's, what, 10 million Hungarians? And about a billion people that speak English? So seems to me you're 100 times more likely to speak English than Hungarian.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Sep 06, 2013 4:54 pm

that logic is so twisted it made my spine hurt.
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Re: Have you witnessed this madness?

Post by assdef » Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:45 am

Why, thank you! :D
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Sat Sep 07, 2013 4:32 am

You're even more likely to speak Chinese as a native language than English as a native language.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Sep 07, 2013 12:19 pm

Only if "you" are taken from the set of all humans using a perfectly random selection.
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Re: Have you witnessed this madness?

Post by assdef » Sun Sep 08, 2013 7:51 am

So I believe we've established:

Chinese > English > Hungarian
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Re: Have you witnessed this madness?

Post by vraiment » Sun Sep 08, 2013 7:58 am

assdef wrote:So I believe we've established:

Chinese > English > Hungarian
I was about to say you forgot to say "Spanish", but is implicit that is over all languages
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:13 am

assdef wrote:So I believe we've established:

Chinese > English > Hungarian
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Post by Dreams » Mon Sep 09, 2013 1:09 am

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assdef wrote:So I believe we've established:

Chinese > English > Hungarian
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Hungarian eats English eats Chinese? I'm so confuzzles

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Re: Have you witnessed this madness?

Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Sep 10, 2013 7:06 pm

According to Wikipedia's List of languages by number of native speakers, the top three languages, in order, are Mandarin (Chinese), Spanish and English. Hindi and Arabic come next, but the order depends on the source. Then Bengali and Portuguese, again depending on the source. Then Russian, and then Japanese. That's the top 9. #10 is either Javanese, German or Punjabi.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:36 pm

Spanish and Portugese are cheating, they took over an entire continent.. and of course english too :P
and if India had one single language instead of 1652, how would it rank then?

Javanese? How does one understand them without a JVM?
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:54 pm

I'm sure that India would rank a lot higher if everyone there spoke one language. Of course, several people in India are native English speakers, so I'm sure that helps boost English's numbers.

Only most of South America speaks Spanish. There's a country that speaks Portuguese (Brazil), one that speaks French (French Guiana, technically just Guiana, and technically it's part of France), one that speaks English (Guyana)...

I'm sure that the continent you're talking about with English is Australia. Australia technically has no official language (though English is the de facto one, of course).
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Sep 11, 2013 10:00 am

Anonymously Famous wrote:Only most of South America speaks Spanish. There's a country that speaks Portuguese (Brazil), one that speaks French (French Guiana, technically just Guiana, and technically it's part of France), one that speaks English (Guyana)...
i know, although i have to admit i checked to make sure i'm not saying bullshit :P i said they took over a continent, since south america mostly speaks spanish and portugese.
Anonymously Famous wrote:I'm sure that the continent you're talking about with English is Australia.
all i meant was the english language is cheating too, since it's pretty much spoken everywhere and is a national language in lots of places other than its origin country, for various reasons, and not because Englishmen would live all over the place. (Though they did sort of invade most countries in the world at some point somehow.. not sure where I saw that, could've been on asdf.)
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Re: Have you witnessed this madness?

Post by Anonymously Famous » Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:43 pm

Portuguese is mainly spoken in one country there, though it is a rather large country, granted.
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Re: Have you witnessed this madness?

Post by vraiment » Wed Sep 11, 2013 8:58 pm

bueno yo hablo español

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Re: Have you witnessed this madness?

Post by Anonymously Famous » Wed Sep 11, 2013 9:10 pm

Well, we have two of the top 10.
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