Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.

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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady Who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
Who's there?
Little Old Lady.
Little Old Lady Who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

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eyy welcome back !
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I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.

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Olympics-related joke:
How do you keep bacon from curling?
You take away their tiny brooms.
How do you keep bacon from curling?
You take away their tiny brooms.
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I don't get it, you may explain it, but that would probably ruin the joke... or not, maybe im 10 and should shut up
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When you cook bacon, its edges may curl up. Curling is also a sport where they use magic broomsticks to fly around and get a ball into oh no that's something else coerce a highly oblate spheroid towards a goal on an icy surface.

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Curlers take that shit serious to.....they furious with those broomsticks.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread
so everyone stood inline to get drinks from the fruit drink in a bowl thing................yah get it?
What yah miss the punch line?
What yah miss the punch line?
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Usually with some awesome looking pants if you're the Norwegian curling team.atomtengeralattjaro wrote:When you cook bacon, its edges may curl up. Curling is also a sport where they use magic broomsticks tofly around and get a ball into oh no that's something elsecoerce a highly oblate spheroid towards a goal on an icy surface.
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Why do cows wear bells around their neck?
Because their horns don't work.
Because their horns don't work.

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Oh I have a joke!
*insert something people deeply care about here*
*insert something people deeply care about here*
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word play ;3
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Word play? Word play is me telling you about the time I ate a dictionary and it gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.
Now THAT’S word play.
Now THAT’S word play.

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that;s a bit naughty.... maybe it's word 4play
why is this thread revived so many times?
why is this thread revived so many times?
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