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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Tue Nov 29, 2016 8:04 pm

But are there any things that are so good they're bad?
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Nov 29, 2016 8:49 pm

Probably.
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Post by ThingerDudes » Tue Nov 29, 2016 9:00 pm

I guess things like cancer is so good at messing things up that they're bad for us.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Nov 30, 2016 7:48 am

nah but that doesn't make it good, just because it's good at being bad.

I was thinking the Sun is pretty good for us, but it's also kinda too hot and too bright if you look closely (don't).
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Feb 02, 2017 11:37 pm

This was told to me as a true story.

This older gentleman was asked what the secret was to living a long life.

He said that you just need to make sure you get up every morning.

When he was asked how you make sure you get up every morning, he said that you need to make sure to drink plenty of water before going to bed.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Feb 03, 2017 7:51 am

that sounds like a good idea, but how does it help you if you are stabbed to death
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Post by Uly » Fri Feb 03, 2017 1:33 pm

if you drank all your water you would have more blood and that wouldn't be a problem

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Post by ThingerDudes » Fri Feb 03, 2017 2:37 pm

the stabby holes relieve pressure built up in your body from the stresses of modern society


...that sounds a lot darker than I intended...
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Post by Uly » Fri Feb 03, 2017 3:36 pm

I'll need a lot of holes

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Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri Feb 03, 2017 4:40 pm

ThingerDudes wrote:the stabby holes relieve pressure built up in your body from the stresses of modern society


...that sounds a lot darker than I intended...
Yeah it does.
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Post by assdef » Sat Feb 11, 2017 10:13 pm

I think I should sell my vacuum cleaner. All it does is collect dust.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:18 pm

man, that joke sucks
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Feb 14, 2017 4:54 pm

It actually creates a difference in air pressure so that things are pushed in from the outside.
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Feb 15, 2017 8:50 am

woah
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Post by Uly » Sun Mar 26, 2017 4:39 am

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:18 am

Time for another stolen joke!


How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:42 pm

My mother-in-law taught my daughter a joke over the weekend.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nobody!
Nobody who?
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Post by assdef » Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:56 pm

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Anonymously Famous » Wed Apr 05, 2017 9:57 pm

assdef wrote:What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by assdef » Sat May 06, 2017 5:41 pm

What's the approximate internal temperature of a tauntaun?

Luke warm.
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