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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri Oct 21, 2016 7:43 pm

If tomorrow comes today, if you string enough tomorrows together...

Today.
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Post by Uly » Mon Oct 24, 2016 4:08 pm

ThingerDudes wrote:tomorrow comes today
Also when is the new Gorillaz album happening
I want it to happen now
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but you can't always get the music that you choose in a bag when it makes you feel good.

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Thu Oct 27, 2016 8:09 am

"So how was your date?"
I talked about my obsession with reducing fractions too much
"That wasn't a good idea"
Yeah well, hindsight is 1
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Oct 27, 2016 6:28 pm

That made me chuckle.
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Post by Uly » Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:13 pm

So a man walks into a bar
and then gets ice for his head

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Post by Anonymously Famous » Thu Oct 27, 2016 9:48 pm

Variant:

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
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Post by Uly » Sat Oct 29, 2016 12:41 am

Is the second guy blind? Does he not learn from mistakes?

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Post by Anonymously Famous » Sat Oct 29, 2016 1:54 am

Maybe they were close enough together that he didn't have enough time to fully react.
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Post by Uly » Sat Oct 29, 2016 5:56 am

gotta be quicker than that

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Oct 29, 2016 2:57 pm

Gotta raise the bar.
The expectations for their reaction time, or the physical bar, either is good, as long as it prevents injury.
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Sun Oct 30, 2016 9:32 pm

Hahaha!
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Wed Nov 02, 2016 9:50 pm

A: "What's the scariest datatype?"
B: "What?"
A: "a BOOlean"
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C: "It's funny, because it’s `True`"
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Wed Nov 02, 2016 10:30 pm

It could also be "False"
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by assdef » Fri Nov 11, 2016 12:29 am

Why doesn't Oedipus use profanity? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
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Post by Uly » Wed Nov 16, 2016 10:08 pm

Oh man I love percy jackson

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Post by Kellizaber » Thu Nov 17, 2016 4:47 pm

Then why don't you marry him?
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Post by Evai » Sat Nov 19, 2016 1:02 am

He's married to me. Now back away. Slowly.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Anonymously Famous » Mon Nov 28, 2016 6:33 pm

assdef wrote:Why doesn't Oedipus use profanity? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.
That's so bad it's good.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Uly » Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:24 pm

if it only it was like that with everything

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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Anonymously Famous » Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:32 pm

Yeah. A lot of things are so bad that they're... just really, really bad.
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