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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Anonymously Famous » Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:47 pm

Does it need CPR, or did it just eat a blue sucker?
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Post by Uly » Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:58 pm

Kool-Aid.

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Post by Anonymously Famous » Mon Oct 03, 2016 10:48 pm

That would do it.
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Post by Uly » Tue Oct 04, 2016 12:30 pm

It can kill you, y'know.

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Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Oct 04, 2016 5:12 pm

So can living.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Tue Oct 04, 2016 6:12 pm

So can drinking too much water
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Tue Oct 04, 2016 7:58 pm

So can not drinking enough.
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Post by Uly » Wed Oct 05, 2016 3:16 pm

So can just sitting in water until you decompose

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Post by ThingerDudes » Fri Oct 07, 2016 4:40 pm

Wouldn't you die of starvation before that?
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Post by Uly » Fri Oct 07, 2016 6:37 pm

you could eat.

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Post by ThingerDudes » Fri Oct 14, 2016 5:05 pm

but it would be wet and soggy
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Post by Uly » Fri Oct 14, 2016 6:58 pm

inject nutrients right into your blood stream

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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Oct 15, 2016 2:26 pm

Can I get that with a cherry on top?
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Post by Uly » Sat Oct 15, 2016 4:08 pm

If you can fit it in the syringe.

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Post by Kellizaber » Tue Oct 18, 2016 1:56 am

That's what grenadine is for
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Post by Uly » Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:48 pm

Nothin' like a nice nutrient cocktail.

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Post by Kellizaber » Thu Oct 20, 2016 1:04 am

I'm not sure if there are any nutrients involved there
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Post by Uly » Thu Oct 20, 2016 3:32 pm

Uly wrote:inject nutrients right into your blood stream
it's the future

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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri Oct 21, 2016 7:34 pm

Uly wrote:
Uly wrote:inject nutrients right into your blood stream
it's the future
The future is now.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by ThingerDudes » Fri Oct 21, 2016 7:36 pm

tomorrow comes today
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