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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri Mar 30, 2018 9:50 pm

Because everyone loves a good joke? Or even sometimes a bad one?
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Post by Froggychum » Sat Mar 31, 2018 11:34 pm

you answered my question with a question , and i am somehow satisfied

bravo 10/10
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Mon Apr 02, 2018 5:55 pm

Glad to be of service.
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Post by Froggychum » Mon Apr 02, 2018 6:12 pm

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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by assdef » Wed Jun 20, 2018 1:04 pm

I went to this zoo and they only had one animal on display, a dog. It was a shih-tzu.
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Post by Anonymously Famous » Wed Jun 20, 2018 5:34 pm

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Nobody!

Nobody who?
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Post by Froggychum » Wed Jun 20, 2018 6:42 pm

i dont get it. It is really simple, but there are a lot of ways to interpret it and i dont want to interpret it wrong.

right now it just sounds stupid to me, i must be missing something. because that's like an anti-joke
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Fri Jun 22, 2018 7:29 pm

brainfart I had today:
The Fermi pair o' ducks is the idea that since the universe is so large, there should be for every sentient duck on Earth, another identical sentient duck somewhere else in the universe, the two being quacktum-entangled.
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Post by Froggychum » Sat Jun 23, 2018 2:07 pm

heh pair o ducks
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Post by assdef » Sat Jun 23, 2018 7:23 pm

How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
With tyrannosaurus checks.
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Post by Froggychum » Sun Jun 24, 2018 12:36 pm

rhymes. lel.
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Post by assdef » Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:14 am

Mountains think they're funny but they're actually hill areas.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Froggychum » Fri Jun 29, 2018 12:22 pm

i'm dying :loll: :loll: :loll:
who did this :loll: :loll: :loll:
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Post by Uly » Sun Jul 01, 2018 7:33 am

Three tomatoes are walking down the street -- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and squishes him... and says, "Catch up"'

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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Froggychum » Sun Jul 01, 2018 11:00 am

911 today

caller: im dying help
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caller: huh? no, i'm actually dying!
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Post by assdef » Tue Jul 03, 2018 2:34 am

What did the thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll.
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Post by Froggychum » Tue Jul 03, 2018 3:33 pm

thesaurus is in my top 100 words of alltime list
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