Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

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Post by assdef » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:23 pm

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Post by Froggychum » Sat Nov 18, 2017 11:59 pm

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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by assdef » Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:54 pm

Knock, Knock.
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Little Old Lady.
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Post by Froggychum » Fri Jan 19, 2018 7:48 pm

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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by assdef » Wed Feb 14, 2018 2:39 pm

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Post by Froggychum » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:07 pm

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Post by Anonymously Famous » Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:58 pm

Olympics-related joke:

How do you keep bacon from curling?

You take away their tiny brooms.
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Post by Froggychum » Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:35 pm

I don't get it, you may explain it, but that would probably ruin the joke... or not, maybe im 10 and should shut up
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Post by atomtengeralattjaro » Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:59 pm

When you cook bacon, its edges may curl up. Curling is also a sport where they use magic broomsticks to fly around and get a ball into oh no that's something else coerce a highly oblate spheroid towards a goal on an icy surface.
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Post by TheDudeManJohn » Sat Feb 17, 2018 4:18 pm

Curlers take that shit serious to.....they furious with those broomsticks.

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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by TheDudeManJohn » Sat Feb 17, 2018 4:42 pm

so everyone stood inline to get drinks from the fruit drink in a bowl thing................yah get it?

What yah miss the punch line?

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Post by Shai'tan » Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:49 pm

atomtengeralattjaro wrote:When you cook bacon, its edges may curl up. Curling is also a sport where they use magic broomsticks to fly around and get a ball into oh no that's something else coerce a highly oblate spheroid towards a goal on an icy surface.
Usually with some awesome looking pants if you're the Norwegian curling team.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by assdef » Tue Feb 20, 2018 5:34 am

Why do cows wear bells around their neck?
Because their horns don't work.
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Post by Froggychum » Tue Feb 20, 2018 8:36 pm

Oh I have a joke!

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Post by Anonymously Famous » Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:37 pm

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Post by Shai'tan » Wed Feb 28, 2018 11:50 am

:lol:
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Post by Froggychum » Wed Mar 14, 2018 8:00 pm

word play ;3
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by assdef » Thu Mar 15, 2018 3:10 am

Word play? Word play is me telling you about the time I ate a dictionary and it gave me thesaurus throat I’ve ever had.

Now THAT’S word play.
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Re: Reviving the Revival of the Revived Jokes Thread

Post by Froggychum » Thu Mar 15, 2018 2:18 pm

that;s a bit naughty.... maybe it's word 4play

why is this thread revived so many times?
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