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She'll start off as an underdog, then, make it into a critically acclaimed indie film.

Then, she'll be everywhere, and a good icon for young teenagers.

Then, the stress will take over, and she will start drinking and doing drugs.

Before you know it, she will be in films that don't make over 4 million, going to rehab, and making sex tapes. You don't really want to do that, do you?

Well, since rabbits only live about 8 years and she's already 6.5 years old I don't think she'll make it all the way through that process so we're good!

OH NOES! we must make a funeral topic in 1.5 years!

Haha. That'll be sad.

You must celebrate the death of others, not mourn. She will have lived a good rabbity life.

Kellizaber wrote:Haha. That'll be sad.

Thanks for that narration

And yes, we'll celebrate the fact that we didn't lose this one to barbie heads and hands. She's a good rabbit and stays in the livingroom where she's supposed to.

Everyone knows living rooms are the natural habitat of rabbits, since millions of years.

Yes, yes indeed. Wherever carpets are needed to be uprooted and chewed and couches need to have the corners chewed off there is a rabbit to do the job the correct way! That's the way it has always been and shall always be!

I just discovered the similarity between rabbits and trains.

see:
rabbit: chew-chew
train: choo-choo!

Am I not an amazing 5 year old??

ow, why are you calling me names?

Because you are super smurt.

ah.
way to make me feel super smurt..

congrats!

congrats! to you too!