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Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:59 am**

my friend says i'm dumb.
but my name is johnny!
(ps my name isn't actually johnny)

Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:00 am**

Then tell them if they don't get it right from now on, you will detonate the bomb that you placed in the school.

Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:49 am**

thank you mr. advice booth!

Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:42 pm**

I feel sick whenever im not with the one i love... what do i do?

Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:22 pm**

Doctor What wrote:All of you done just got added to the advisor list, what now!

Wow, Doctor, way to forget me. lol.

Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:23 pm**

[Sorry. Double postage.]

And Bobby, dont feel sick when you're not around meee. Because then I feel sick too! Just keep thinking of the memories we had yesterday, or any other happy memories. :]

Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:31 pm**

exsqueeze me? bacon powder?

no, miss advisor, you cannot tell me to not feel sick, because i cant help it... and while yesterdays memories are absolutely amazing, i want to have a memory for today and tomorrow and the next day and the next day and every day for the rest of our lives...

Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:34 pm**

So do i, and we do have memories of today, and we will have memories tomorrow, and the next day, and for the rest of our lives.

That's what getting married is for. :]

Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:49 pm**

but we dont have any memories for today. i didnt see you at all. so there.

and yayayayayayayay on marriedness!

Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:04 pm**

So, you're not going to remember how you took Domonics phone, just to text me while I was sick in bed?

You're not going to remember how you're on ASDF, to give me company while I'm sneexing and feeling like shit?

Well, you might not count that as a good, caring memory, but I will.

Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:14 pm**

well yeah but.... wow way to make me feel like an asshole lol...

okay so thats very nice, but i just wanted to talk to you, to see you, my support, you always know how to calm me down before work....im so freaking nervous, and noone else can calm my nerves like you do...

[size=0]lol and its dominic...[/size]

Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:31 pm**

You can call me before you go to work, you know. And I always know how to calm you down, because I love you and I only want you to feel good and I want you to go into work today with confidence.

That's what I'm here for. I'm your backbone. :]

Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:38 pm**

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Your backbone?  Why on earth would you want to be his backbone?  If you ever left he would fall to the ground and be paralyzed for life.

Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:48 pm**

He would die if I ever left him.

Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:25 pm**

Thats a bold statement there... haha.

Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:49 pm**

lol, it's true! He and I need eachother. I dont know what I'd do if he ever left me.

And btw, Corey, your messages count is funny.
"Messages: 1337"

:]

Posted: **Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:22 pm**

Whoo.
1337 h4x0rz.

Posted: **Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:33 am**

I don't like leet speak.

Posted: **Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:37 am**

Awwwww, way to be a joy kill. D:

just kidding.

Posted: **Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:40 am**

Being a kill joy is all of the fun one can have, seeing others in despair.

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