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Re: The topic is being off topic

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 4:35 pm
by Anonymously Famous
I learned yesterday that zucchini and pumpkins are the same species.

Re: The topic is being off topic

Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2015 5:37 pm
by lunar_furor
Thanksgiving must be awkward.

Re: The topic is being off topic

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 3:08 am
by assdef
I prefer green squash over zucchini.

Re: The topic is being off topic

Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2015 4:20 am
by Anonymously Famous
I'll sometimes call it Italian squash.

Re: The topic is being off topic

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 8:23 am
by atomtengeralattjaro
Anonymously Famous wrote:I learned yesterday that zucchini and pumpkins are the same species.
cucumbers as well, amirite? Just look at how each grow their seeds in a similar pattern.

Re: The topic is being off topic

Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2015 10:39 pm
by Anonymously Famous
atomtengeralattjaro wrote:
Anonymously Famous wrote:I learned yesterday that zucchini and pumpkins are the same species.
cucumbers as well, amirite? Just look at how each grow their seeds in a similar pattern.
Nope. Cucumbers are a type of gourd. Zucchini etc. are squash.

Edit: They are in the same family, though. So related, just not the same species.

Re: The topic is being off topic

Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2015 3:49 pm
by lunar_furor
Gourd... what a good word

Re: The topic is being off topic

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:40 am
by assdef
Anonymously Famous wrote:So related, just not the same species.
Just like me and my brother!

(we'll call him...asshat)

Re: The topic is being off topic

Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2015 5:06 pm
by Anonymously Famous
I'm not even sure how that would work.

Re: The topic is being off topic

Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2015 1:33 pm
by ThingerDudes
maybe one of them's adopted or both or maybe because everything is related in the sense that there was some proto-lifeform that was the common ancestor to all life or something like that idk

Re: The topic is being off topic

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 12:26 am
by assdef
Or...he just behaves like a complete baboon.

Re: The topic is being off topic

Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2015 1:35 pm
by lunar_furor
Aliens. Just saying.

Re: The topic is being off topic

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:02 am
by atomtengeralattjaro
Posting. Just typing.

Re: The topic is being off topic

Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2015 2:29 pm
by lunar_furor
DO IT! JUST DO IT!

Re: The topic is being off topic

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2015 7:47 pm
by Anonymously Famous
Nike.

Re: The topic is being off topic

Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2015 1:01 am
by ThingerDudes

Re: The topic is being off topic

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 8:40 pm
by Uly
Can you lie about liking big butts? 8)

Re: The topic is being off topic

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:11 pm
by Uly
Wee! This is fun!

Re: The topic is being off topic

Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:47 am
by assdef
Uly wrote:Can you lie about liking big butts? 8)
No. I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny, that when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung.

I took some classes on poetry so if I am reading that passage correctly I think it means the singer has an erection. But I could be wrong.

Re: The topic is being off topic

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 2:58 pm
by Uly
If when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a big round thing in your face and yo dick gets floppy like a disc Viagra might be right for you.